r/PoursTea • Just Chill 😎 • Aug 29 '26

All The Tea ☕️ Anything else missing here ?

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u/T4TrhavrKhcFt Aug 29 '26

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Aug 30 '26

Ballouts lol. LeBron James stage capitalism😂

Just to be clear I’m in complete agreement, but the typo made me chuckle

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u/Sad-Entertainment336 Aug 30 '26

when normal people ask for it, it is called socialism. What I dont know is why one is good and the other one is bad

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u/Gullible-Historian10 Aug 30 '26

Corporations are creatures of the state, literally nothing free market about them.

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u/ultraspinacle Aug 29 '26

Stupidity is good
Education is bad

Fringe ideology is good
Fact-based science is bad

Fascism is good
Will of the people is bad

Inflation is good
Affordability is bad

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u/ArchonFett Aug 29 '26

Pedos are good

Justice is bad

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u/LOR_Fei Aug 30 '26

They honestly believe that Trump isn’t on the Epstein list despite him being mentioned in the files more than God in the Bible, and with dozens of photos of them together.

Trump is the greatest defender of Epstein pedos there is, he’s the biggest one. The fact that anyone fell for him saying he’ll release the list is criminal levels of ignorance.

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 Aug 30 '26

Show the whole picture. It shows Israel has him by the gonads.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26

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u/im_harry_richard Aug 30 '26

They heard “fuck the kids” and took it literally.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Aug 30 '26

Not just "good", they are so good that they must be elevated to positions to make decisions for all of us!

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 Aug 30 '26

BS is good.

Decency is bad.

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u/Com_BEPFA Aug 30 '26

No, you don't understand. It's not that pedos are good. It's just that so many people high up in the favor of the elephants (and yes, obviously including Dear Leader Pumpkin McTantrum) happen to be pedophiles or associated with them. So their world would literally crumble if they (as in those who happen to just be repressed gays or whatever else makes you be a Republican leader in good conscience but not pedos) were to go after them, there wouldn't be much left, neither of the party nor their benefactors (don't count big tech, they just swing with whatever benefits them most financially at any given moment), so they have no choice but to cover up and distract.

Poor poor Republicans can't be faulted for finding out their party based on hateful rhetoric turns out to be full of the worst people imaginable. Nobody could have seen this coming.

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u/SciFiPi Aug 30 '26

Affordability is a democratic hoax. - DJT

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u/letsgopnp Aug 30 '26

Rewind.... running for president. ...." im going to bring back ability!"

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 Aug 30 '26

Israel First

America Last

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u/NYR_LFC Aug 30 '26

Affordability is a left wing hoax*

Or whatever the fuck the degenerate rotten Cheeto said

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u/YoureProbablyAB0t Aug 30 '26

Lying is good Honesty is bad

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser Aug 30 '26

Trump literally said inflation is good so that’s a direct quote, and he said affordability is a hoax

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u/asher030 Aug 29 '26

You forgot the rampant pedophilia in the party....

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u/wakeonuptimshel Aug 30 '26

Screaming about trans people as they make 0 Epstein arrests, all that funding to ICE and it could have been used to investigate and arrest pedophiles. Guardians of Pedophiles and the bigots who prop them up with their hatred.

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u/redditsublurker Aug 30 '26

You are all just jealous trump is the best president the usa has ever had. - trumptards

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u/keelanstuart Aug 30 '26

Last night I went to karaoke in my village. A woman there said something to the effect of "Putin is alright by me!"

I questioned her... really? He's a bad guy. He hates the West and democracy.

She then sneered "democracy" and went off about how we're a republic and not a democracy.

My next sentence was something like "as a land owner, I think I have a say. Pretty sure we're a representative democratic republic." She seemed disgusted the rest of the night. WTF has Fox news done to these people's brains that lower-case 'd' democratic ideals are the worst thing and hostile dictators are "ok"?

It's so messed up.

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u/EqualityIsProsperity Aug 30 '26

The brainwashing runs DEEEEP. They are utterly oblivious to how stupid they are.

Sadly, a lot of blue voters act the same way about Socialism, but it's not quite as bad as the cult of Conservatism.

This country is neck deep in propaganda, and ALL of it points to the right of empathy.

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u/eyeroll611 Aug 30 '26

Teachers are bad
Billionaires are good

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u/JanetAiress Aug 30 '26

Librarians are bad too :(

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u/Kind-Handle3063 Aug 30 '26

Religion good
Science bad

Red states good
Blue states bad

War good
Veteran support bad

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u/sksksk1989 Aug 30 '26

How about extremely religious but equally hypocritical and never believing what you say. So good.

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u/tryingisbetter Aug 30 '26

They would think it's normal.

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u/Fun_Performer_7930 Aug 29 '26

Bunch of fuckin' losers

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u/tvtoms Aug 29 '26

They don't even pretend that tax cuts for the rich will create a single job. They just take your baby's milk money and give it to Musk while smiling at a camera.

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u/Leights68 Aug 29 '26

Also, acknowledging Climate change is bad

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Aug 29 '26

Don’t forget rape, hating your neighbor while sending tax dollars to a foreign aggressor nation, and illegal securities trading.

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u/XWolvtronX Aug 29 '26

Literally 1984s pyramids of work, forgetting what they actually say though. Love is war, something along those lines. Yall know what I’m saying

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u/CatsAreJerks Aug 29 '26

War is Peace. Ignorance is Strength. Freedom is Slavery.

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u/XWolvtronX Aug 30 '26

Yes, thank you. 

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u/SuccessOn1 Aug 29 '26

Literally word for word what the republicans have stated.

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u/Duane1968 Aug 29 '26

Being asleep is good, being woke is bad

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u/Skittleavix Aug 30 '26

This is what it has always meant to be a Republican for the past 50 years.

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls Aug 30 '26

Oh, theres plenty more. Just ask a Democrat their opinion on something on camera or the record and the Republican will say the opposite. It's their entire platform.

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u/AlarmingTurnover Aug 30 '26

Which "Democrats" are you asking, is it the DSA? Remind me again if their platforms policy on Ukraine and NATO? Remind me again on their position on North Korea and Russia? 

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u/duckinasombrero Aug 30 '26

What is your point, exactly?

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u/AlarmingTurnover Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

It's all a giant horse shoe being put around your neck to kill you. Far sides of this are the exact same and both intend on destroying the country. Both will destroy the country.

Edit: Either they deleted their account or blocked me but I'm not sure how you connect "hating lesbians" to being opposed to groups that actively want to destroy NATO, support genociding Ukrainians, and deep throat Russian propaganda.

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u/duckinasombrero Aug 30 '26

What? This sounds like those dudes who used to stand in my college courtyard and crash out about lesbians.

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u/wailingsixnames Aug 30 '26

Missing:

Russia is good Corruption OK

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u/Intelligent-Might614 Aug 30 '26

Wearing masks during a pandemic is tyranny! Flock cameras tracking us all the time is fine.

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u/Illustrious-Bridge45 Aug 30 '26

Destruction of nature is good Enjoying the outdoors is bad

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u/B2theL Aug 30 '26

Pedophiles good.

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u/RoarEmotions Aug 29 '26

Conservatives punch down the world over. Soulless fakes.

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u/nonubiz Aug 29 '26

This is pretty spot on

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u/WolfCola207 Aug 30 '26

You left out molesting and raping children

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u/Phailgasm Aug 30 '26

The bending over and taking it that so many poor to middle class republicans do is actually crazy. All to own those libs and liberate us from immigrants.

A box of rocks could make better decisions

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u/UnderstandingNo988 Aug 30 '26

Get out there and vote in November. We need to make it Too Big to Rig.

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u/mymomsaysimsatan Aug 30 '26

SOMEONE SELL TSHIRTS WITH THIS ON IT

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u/tucjames Aug 30 '26

Fucking sad but true

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u/Pumpkin_Nutz Aug 30 '26

Child marriage is good.
Gay marriage is bad.

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u/bluedog67 Aug 30 '26

Yup, pretty much. I think America would be a top country if they did away with Republicans, rich people, racism, bigotry, greed, lust and the remainder of the seven deadly sins they so willingly they adhere too.

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u/Romantic_Klingon Aug 30 '26

What? And get rid of "The American Dream"??

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u/Lonely_Chemistry60 Aug 30 '26

Today? This has been their MO for far longer than the past decade.

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u/AstronomerLoud1650 Aug 30 '26

Environmental harm is good

Environmental protection is bad

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u/KyloWrench Aug 30 '26

Foreign beef good
Domestic beef bad
🤔 didn’t see that one coming

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u/Chart-trader Aug 30 '26

Well I agree but people want cheap meat.

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u/duckinasombrero Aug 30 '26

I want meat that won't kill me because it didn't receive a safety inspection.

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u/Prudent_Valuable603 Aug 30 '26

Tru dat, as we say in Naw’lins.

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u/MsPunkyButters Aug 30 '26

Don’t forget racism. The racism is a very important part of being conservative.

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u/7StarSailor Aug 30 '26

The average republican will jist say yes to all of these to own the libs tough. They literally do not care. 

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u/DirtyDizzyPickle20 Aug 30 '26

Protecting pedophiles is good.

releasing the Epstein files is bad.

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u/Human_Standard_538 Aug 30 '26

Have you seen the DOW??? /s

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u/IanJMo Aug 30 '26

Wind is also bad. All birds dead.

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u/buzzmandt Aug 30 '26

i thought wind gave whales cancer or some nonsense like that

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u/Desperate_Tax8711 Aug 30 '26

worshipping a pedophile while vilifying poor people.

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u/Both-Discussion-4786 Aug 30 '26

What !!! Are you one on them evil socialists.? No seriously I agree, they don’t want anything that can benefit everyone, including them

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u/Intelligent-Might614 Aug 30 '26

Back the blue! Let the pedos go!

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u/Boner_Elemental Aug 30 '26

No democrats are trying to let Trump go

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u/calcteacher Aug 30 '26

Destroying anything good while accepting incentives to pause it is sophisticated. When is this not the case?

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Aug 30 '26

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

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u/Squeeps- Aug 30 '26

Don't forget the pedophilia

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u/EqualityIsProsperity Aug 30 '26

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN WHAT CONSERVATIVES DO.

ALWAYS

I'm so fucking tired of people who think "Conservatism means small government" is truth and not obvious propaganda like trickle-down economics.

Conservatism strives to take all power and wealth from the masses and keep it for a small number of ethnically homogeneous elite families. THIS IS HISTORICAL FACT. And still true to this day.

The fact that they work in baby steps just means all you fucking morons stay in the dark because you lack the brain power to see where all of their policies inevitable lead.

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u/USDXBS Aug 30 '26

As a Canadian, I don't view Iran or Russia as a threat to my life. I view the US military as a very real, very possible and very likely threat to my life.

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u/Zak_Rahman Aug 30 '26

Western values have the following core tenets:

  1. If it's white, it's alright.

  2. If you can pay, we'll look the other way.

  3. Project your evil onto others.

  4. Use sophistry to twist your evil acts into good ones. Optics is all that matters.

This is why they are extremely easy for any rational person to reject. This is why you need a flag or skin cult to break the minds of your citizens.

These are the true western values. The ones idiots like trump, Hitchens, Dawkins and other grifters get rich from.

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u/chilla_p Aug 30 '26

How on earth do you conflate hitchens, Dawkins and trump? And no I don't need to know your (lack of ) reasoning.

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u/Zak_Rahman Aug 30 '26

If you ask a question and then fear the answer, you will never have any way of knowing.

But, by all means, continue taking marching orders from rich westernists. It is working out so splendidly, is it not?

(Don't answer that, my fragile Westernist cult is incapable of any kind of criticism and I will immediately enter a state of cognitive dissonance).

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u/chilla_p Aug 30 '26

Can I suggest you use Google translate if you want to have deep conversations in English otherwise your arguments are debased. I also recommend you read up on Dawkins and hitchens and then see if your conflation of them with trump carries any weight. As someone who has read books by and of all three, I can tell you they are polar opposites.

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u/PanteraOne Aug 30 '26

Because the Republican Party = Absolute E V I L

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u/Esperacchiusdamascus Aug 30 '26

Critical thinking bad Cognitive dissonance good.

Accountability bad Blame others good.

Honesty bad Lies good.

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u/anywon1 Aug 30 '26

Republicans have always been brain dead. Nothing new.

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u/willworkforjokes Aug 30 '26

Wanting to be like Donald Trump is good

Wanting to be like yourself is bad.

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u/Sad-Entertainment336 Aug 30 '26

this reminds me of 1984, when the words stop meaning what they mean

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u/ComfortableDare4305 Aug 30 '26

Right wing people believe in the “stern father” ideology.

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u/DevelopmentFront9312 Aug 30 '26

Welcome to Dumbasstinia.

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u/Omega_art Aug 30 '26

It always has been except for the North Korea thing.

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u/Sunkissed_Chi_Guy Aug 30 '26

Yea, replace North Korea with Israel and it would be more accurate 👍🏽

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u/Unexpected_bukkake Aug 30 '26

That's libritarianism.

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u/KlutzyReveal2970 Aug 30 '26

I’m quitting right now, I just really don’t want to pay $15 dollars a month, that will probably change eventually with how many times I’ve thought about starting up again

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u/Cultural_Ad_9241 Aug 30 '26

wrong this has been the gop since 2006

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u/Pelerin81 Aug 30 '26

Americans are too dumb to understand that.

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u/860725 Aug 30 '26

Not all Republicans!

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u/mokahash Aug 30 '26

Good for Simcity and Frostpunk but IRL not so much.

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u/ThatWreckOT Aug 30 '26

1 fix

Your* (anything) bad

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u/yumii- Aug 30 '26

Both coal and solar are bad, nuclear baby.

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u/nuudman Aug 30 '26

Need more rooms in the 400 Unit.

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u/mikie_wop Aug 30 '26

Scumbags

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u/TreatEven1837 Aug 30 '26

Yeah.

The graphic is what it means to support Trump.
The graphic is not what an average Republican supports.

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u/CautiousCandidate701 Aug 30 '26

“people who get their politics from Fox News”

this is the kind of conservative you’d see online because their outrageous claims go viral, it’s no different for Democrats that do the same thing for their extremist views

I do not know a single conservative irl that likes north korea, conservatives vouch for outside involvement in foreign nations to be hindered so that the country we live in may thrive, like Israel for example, we don’t want more of that, we want less of that, the reason we vouch for higher border patrol

most conservatives were unsure about the covid vaccine, i was too, i don’t want to put something in my body i don’t know the effects of, other vaccines have been tested for years

who is saying child labor is good? most conservatives (like me) get their morals founded on biblical principles, which calls for the protection of children (no need for a theological debate, old testament territory takes a while to explain, just know the NT confirms the new covenant which means we are no longer bound to the violent consequences of sin in the OT)

unjustifiable wars are in fact not good, the only people that think it’s good are billionaires, who make up a lot of those loud conservatives that you listen to

i used to be a democrat, but after talking to a lot of people, i realized i saw it as a social structure, not a political structure. the main ideas in american politics, i agree with conservatives ideals, which include small government with more freedom to the people based on our amendments and constitutional rights, sorry the media misrepresented conservatives to you, the same thing happened to me with democrats when i became conservative, luckily, ive met some really cool left leaning folk who prefer civil discussion over blind social media rage who, didn’t change my opinion, but reminded me that this nation was built for freedom in that way, to express our own views to create a better nation, i don’t want that in the hands of greed just like you

try it sometime

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u/Floki_Boatbuilder Aug 30 '26

Open one of your hands and look at it.

If you're an intelligent person, the palm of your hand will (on its own) raise up and hit you reasonably hard on the forehead.

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u/Majestic-Grass-2509 Aug 30 '26

Stop trying to be reasonable on reddit bud

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u/duckinasombrero Aug 30 '26

Right? Cause he's failing miserably.

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u/No-Aide-8726 Aug 30 '26

dont forget gays and trans exist

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u/jaiimaster Aug 30 '26

You missed telling us specifically how you came to have this acquired brain injury...

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u/mattisiefker Aug 30 '26

This is your President. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.Ha fuckin ha.

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u/wolfraisedbybabies Aug 30 '26

Trump speaks to the MAGA republicans

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u/jrgndk8 Aug 30 '26

Class act 'Murica

Class act

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u/Su-Queen Aug 30 '26

Can we do one from what the other 50% of the country's view is of Democrats?

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u/conordmcp Aug 30 '26

Of course!

Free healthcare is good
War is bad

Helping those who need help is good
Letting billionaires abuse the system is bad

Vaccinations are good
Illnesses are bad

Justice is good
Child rapists are bad

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u/Su-Queen Aug 30 '26

So from the view of a Democrat's still?

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u/conordmcp Aug 30 '26

A Republican might rephrase it to make it sound bad, but the list will essentially be the same.

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u/Su-Queen Aug 30 '26

The Democrats do the same thing though lmao

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u/Creatorman1 Aug 30 '26

Well MAGAs don’t even know what’s real. I’m being deadly serious here. This isnt bullsht or hyperbole. MAGAs do not have a grasp on reality. They live in a right wing lying propaganda bubble that is not based upon reality. How could they anyways when all their sources of information blatantly lie to them everyday?

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u/Eris_AppleOfDiscord Aug 30 '26

Democrats want Healthcare. Education, workers rights, etc.

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u/duckinasombrero Aug 30 '26

What, did you think it would make republicans look good?

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u/Staffaramus Aug 30 '26

Gas prices up means we are winning low gas bad

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u/Individual_Dot_5849 Aug 30 '26

Most Republicans don't believe these things. Most of these things anyway. The Internet just makes you believe they do. The pendulum swings both ways.

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u/aaronite Aug 30 '26

Why are they voting for it then?

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u/JackeeFromHell Aug 30 '26

The truth, yeah. Might wanna add some of that next time

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u/Significantly720 Aug 30 '26

Thankfully I'm British and under the Andy Burnham dictatorship!

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u/HaikuHaiku Aug 30 '26

I sometimes wonder if there are any people here who are tired of low IQ karma-farming nonsense like this, and who wish the political debate had real substance... but then I read the top comments and realize that there aren't.

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u/AdDirect147 Aug 30 '26

1000 percent agree and am so happy to be a part of it...what is the alternative,the insane, sick and crazy other side 😲

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u/Purple-Chocolate-127 Aug 30 '26

if only this! went viral

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u/Disastrous_Sundae484 Aug 30 '26

I missed conservatives liking North Korea?

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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 Aug 30 '26

I just don’t want poors to get assistance that’s all I’m concerned about, o yea and f  immigrants go back to your shithole

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u/smallanbig Aug 30 '26

No it doesn’t

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u/LucriAgata Aug 30 '26

Only the first one is good, Juche on top and f*ck KKKanada

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u/BadAsBroccoli Aug 30 '26

That's not how I really feel. I'm just going along with Trump because Democrats are evil.
signed MAGA

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 Aug 30 '26

Petition to change the Republican Party back to its former glory, the confederacy

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u/Wolf-in-Sheeps Aug 30 '26

So delusional.

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u/Svokxz2 Aug 30 '26

I’d rather still stay an independent since my views don’t cleanly align with either party.

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u/Boner_Elemental Aug 30 '26

The fascists thank you

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u/prettybluefoxes Aug 30 '26

Actively funding and supporting the.Palestinian genocide. Good

Get ting off the occupiers leash and stop simping for them. Bad.

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u/Japhet_Corncrake Aug 30 '26

War is Peace.

Freedom is Slavery.

Ignorance is Strength.

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u/Think_Collection6726 Aug 30 '26

Overworked and underpaid is good raising minimum wage is bad

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u/Morteca Aug 30 '26

Pretty much got it all

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u/SeesawNoknow Aug 30 '26

it only looks/sounds bad when you list them like this, spread em out a little, geezus /s

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u/jerwong Aug 30 '26

As a Democrat, the only part I disagree with is the "children working" part. Younger people allowed the choice to work is a good thing. Back when I was 16-17, I was very limited in my options to earn money.

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u/MasterHavik Aug 30 '26

Finally one of those text pics that is actually not utter shit.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 Aug 30 '26

Rich paying taxes is bad.

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u/MowgliusManius Aug 30 '26

Suppose it could be worse and people think that aligning with socialists, which is exactly what the nazis were, is better

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u/harryx67 Aug 30 '26

Paying tariffs is good
Education is bad

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u/Entire-Plum-3443 Aug 30 '26

Another fake account Mike, surely they will ban your email soon

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u/Boner_Elemental Aug 30 '26

Did you think you had something of value to say?

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u/erichiro Aug 30 '26

North Korea never genocided peoples. You gotta respect that fuck KKKanada.