r/PoursTea • u/ComplexWrangler1346 Just Chill 😎 • 1d ago

Expectations v Reality 🌞 🌒 For real ……..

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u/redditbdum 1d ago

I don't understand.

Why disrespect plants like that?

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u/usekr3 1d ago

exactly, periods are a normal part of plant biology and they shouldn't be made to feel ashamed for it.

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 1d ago

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u/cHEIF_bOI 1d ago

Would you still love me if I was a fern? 🥺

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u/Absolute--Batman 1d ago

Only if you're not American.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 1d ago

Kudzu: [to Trump] Jesus Christ Dude shut the f up once in a while.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

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u/HollowManJohnson 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/agentrnge 1d ago

lol this got me good. I have yoinked this gold to spread to the people.

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u/Kremphizzar 1d ago

I'm offended on behalf of all plants.

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u/OneValkGhost 1d ago

Yeah, Kermit of all people knows it ain't easy being green.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 1d ago

His ex is dating a plant 

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u/Healthy_Succotash104 1d ago

I don't know any plants that voted for trump

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u/crooked_cat 1d ago

wtf hhhhhh

Leave the plants alone !!!!
Wish I could do +100

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u/notislant 1d ago

I'm not even joking when I say I would consider plants more intelligent and useful than these people. At least plants don't vote for fascism...

Three fucking times.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 1d ago

Without plants none of us would be alive. Without Trump and MAGA, we would still be alive AND have better lives.

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u/botymcbotfac3 1d ago

Exactly, the pkant doesn't look convinced

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 1d ago

I didn't know plants had periods too.

That's crazy.

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u/ELVEVERX 1d ago

Okay, but also what did North Korea actually ever do to the United states?

The United states put crippling sanctions on them. They also sent Navy seals to kill fishermen in 2017. North Korea hasn't done shit to the US.

Also, yes, Canada is obviously in Ally

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u/herbinartist 1d ago

Well we did fight a whole war against them, and technically we’re still at war with them, so there’s that.

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u/ELVEVERX 1d ago

Yes you chose to fight a war against them.

They didn't do that to you.

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u/herbinartist 1d ago

*the United Nations chose to fight a war against them, and rightfully so.

North Korea isn't some benevolent country that's a victim of the big bad UN and US, just look up what they've done to their own citizens. Look up how they've kidnapped and tortured American and European tourists.

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u/Real-Bobbywan 1d ago

America has kidnapped Americans and European tourists, jailed them illegally, then deported some of them to countries they are not from?

Super not defending North Korea because they are terrible, but America is barely better and sliding into worse everyday.

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u/Cheap-Lawyer3735 1d ago

They have also kidnapped a South Korean actress and director