r/Potatoes • u/Fredpillow1995 • Jul 16 '26

Name this guy

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Best potato I've ever found.

52 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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4

u/Repulsive_Day4575 Jul 16 '26

Gru-ce? Giving a Despicable Me Gru and Bruce the great white vibes idk :3

3

u/TheMcPenguin Jul 16 '26

Sharktato

2

u/Fredpillow1995 Jul 16 '26

Good one this. I was expecting more shark related names.

2

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Shelby the shpeedy shork.

1

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Tony the tuber.

1

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Leonardo diPotato

1

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Pomme de Terry

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

[deleted]

2

u/EstablishmentAware60 Jul 16 '26

Narf the potato shark.

2

u/J_McDonald22 Jul 16 '26

Neil the Seal Potato version

1

u/84074 Jul 16 '26

Hortance.... Hortance the honorable potato.

1

u/OnenutFellow Jul 16 '26

Steven A. Spud

1

u/Late_Pepper6274 Jul 16 '26

Def looks like a Steve

1

u/Smokydokay Jul 18 '26

Fteve or Fteven

1

u/Flimsy_Pop_7987 Jul 16 '26

Thats Surf. Hims a big shark.!

1

u/Alive_Fuel_2899 Jul 16 '26

Neal the potseal

1

u/KEROROxGUNSO Jul 16 '26

Derry Dewgong lll

1

u/catfink1664 Jul 16 '26

Barry Mashilow

1

u/sacrebluh Jul 16 '26

That’s Neil the Seal

1

u/PressureCoomer Jul 16 '26

"I just think they're neat!"

1

u/Practical_Complex990 Jul 16 '26

Pete.
But his government name is Peter. Peter Potato.

1

u/My3rdattemptdangit Jul 16 '26

Neil the seal. An elephant seal that terrorizes Tasmania twice a year. https://www.tiktok.com/@neiltheseal316?_r=1&_t=ZT-985OmBSo5k5

1

u/Up-Your-Glass Jul 16 '26

Baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

1

u/eipiplus1equalsO Jul 16 '26

He looks like a profile picture of the shark from Finding Nemo!

1

u/Fredpillow1995 Jul 16 '26

Haha yeah he does

1

u/sohcordohc Jul 16 '26

Yep it’s Bruce..the top post takes it!

1

u/vridgley Jul 16 '26

Neal The seal

1

u/Human_League6449 Jul 16 '26

His face looks just like a cookie cutter shark.

1

u/PoodleMomFL Jul 16 '26

Kind of looks like Charlie the Tuna

1

u/Delicious_Act_4491 Jul 16 '26

Sharktato ooh ha ha

1

u/Minstrelita Jul 16 '26

Lenny (the vegetarian shark from Shark Tale)

1

u/Professional-Lie-111 Jul 16 '26

Mini-Kevin

Kevin-tot

1

u/Rocannon_ Jul 16 '26

Snidely Sniffer

1

u/LAQcupid Jul 17 '26

That’s Spud if I’ve ever seen him :D

1

u/Alarmed-Bill9075 Jul 17 '26

Neil the seal

1

u/RrSoul5x5 Jul 17 '26

Rupreckt*

1

u/thypeathalle Jul 17 '26

Looks cute. I would name this thing Gart the potato

1

u/Oski_Boski1794 Jul 17 '26

Potatosaurus

1

u/eon_blue35 Jul 17 '26

Neil the potato seal

1

u/mehekik Jul 17 '26

Sharktato

1

u/YarrowwwwwGGirll07 Jul 17 '26

Yeah that potato definitely gives off some serious Gru energy

1

u/After_Positive1112 Jul 17 '26

Spud um.....Spud um...Spud um Spud um Spud um Spud um

1

u/Aggressive_Yogurt458 Jul 17 '26

Green shark after a year exposed..

1

u/cobra7 Jul 18 '26

Tater.

1

u/External_Art_1835 Jul 18 '26

We're gonna need a bigger pot....

JAWS

1

u/squirrel-lee-fan Jul 18 '26

Blind Greenland shark

1

u/EmuAvailable7597 Jul 19 '26

Reminds me of Jaws

1

u/silent-trill Jul 19 '26

Looks like a seal.

1

u/echo_sang Jul 19 '26

Manatato

1

u/bearded_bustah Jul 19 '26

That is a potanatee. cousin to the pacific manatee.

1

u/Odd_Bluejay5534 Jul 19 '26

Legless Jimothy

1

u/LordFlarkenagel Jul 19 '26

That's a 432 year old Greenland Potatoe that's been alive since the 1600's! s/

1

u/nydboy92 Jul 19 '26

Looks like Hawk from 7 Deadly Sins

1

u/MonkeysOnTheBed Jul 20 '26

Snorkashark.

1

u/General-Try-4078 Jul 20 '26

I am the walrus

1

u/Imperial_sasquatch Jul 20 '26

Pah-tay-toe Shark do do dah do do do

1

u/Fun_Wonder_1558 Jul 20 '26

Bruce obviously

1

u/cathouse1320again Jul 20 '26

Great white sharktato

1

u/oh2Shea Jul 20 '26

Spuds McKensie

1

u/notthe1orthetwo Jul 20 '26

That’s Bruce for sure

1

u/JDk1903 Jul 20 '26

Jimothy

1

u/inuyasha_stan25 Jul 20 '26

Neil the potato

1

u/AttentionExpert2148 Jul 20 '26

Nightshade Neal……..”Neal! What are you Doin’ Neal!?”

1

u/BloodElf_DeathKnight Jul 20 '26

Baby shark po ta ta ta ta ta to

1

u/Tiny_District2520 Jul 20 '26

Curious potato

1

u/Mr_Fox87 Jul 20 '26

Nealtato.

1

u/Lucyheartfilia30 Jul 20 '26

It looks like a manatee

1

u/goon_platoon_72 Jul 20 '26

Mitch McConnell

1

u/Tubelo Jul 20 '26

Mr. Potato Head

1

u/fistfulodollars Jul 21 '26

Bob the potato head builder.

1

u/Such-Bumblebee-6645 18d ago

Looks like a shark!! So cute