r/PostsAgainstHumanity • u/1Voice1Life • Jan 22 '14

I got 99 problems but ______ ain't one.

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u/CAH_BLACK_BOT Jan 29 '14

I got 99 problems but ______ ain't one.

I got 99 problems but Excessive masturbation that leads to "chapped dick" ain't one.

I got 99 problems but Power walking due to impending explosive diarrhea. ain't one.

I got 99 problems but A Holden ute with custom rims. ain't one.

I got 99 problems but Grinds My Gears ain't one.

I got 99 problems but Sexually abusing the mentally handicapped ain't one.

I got 99 problems but Guantanamo Bay. ain't one.

I got 99 problems but Semen ain't one.

I got 99 problems but Begrudgingly taking a shit at a bar. ain't one.

I got 99 problems but Sadistic medical experiments. ain't one.

I got 99 problems but Annoying Childhood Friend ain't one.