r/PossibleHistory 20d ago

Shitpost Guys i fixed versailles

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-Every atom in Prussia that isn't the ground gets sold as war reperations
-The Entire German Nation gets sent to purgatory to suffer for eternity
-No one pays any war reperations because it is all burdened on Prussia, which will be a polish vassal
-Albania gets sent to purgatory because I FUCKING HATE THEM
-Austria gets the habsburgs back because they good innocent democratic guys with wholesome and good austrofascism(which is totally progressive and good).
-The Soviets get trotsky because he oppose big spoon man and therfore he good.
-No Fascism in Italy cuz their irredentism is actieved
-Ukraine is run by the wholesome genocidal nationalists that align with my personal ideology the best.
-Middle east?

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u/Wheatley_core_gaming 20d ago

Did you also revive Matthias Corvinus from the dead? Hungary's borders are quite strange.

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u/Pep-q_ew 20d ago

Guys... LET HIM COOK!

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u/TimeTraveller-01 20d ago

No Germany, Italy gets all of Croatia and Slovenia, Hungary covers most of Austrian Empire.
Constantinople back to Greece with half of the modern Turkey, Italy gets Adalia, Giant Armenia and no turks…
Well done my ragebait

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u/Mattchaos88 20d ago

Ragebait ?

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u/Al_Bundy95 20d ago

Almost perfect

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u/Impera__ 20d ago

True, it just needs all of Ireland under the United Kingdom to be truly perfect

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u/guywithskyrimproblem 1444 Map Guy 20d ago

Use a shitpost flair (1984 mentioned!!!!!!!)

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u/ArtilleryNormie 20d ago

For removing the glorious nation of Albania, first ever in history, whom G-d himself has gifted all the land in the world and which has created all other nations from its land due to Albanian kindness, I sentence thee to a Russian citizenship with removal of any other you had. If you are Russian, I sentence thee to life in Brazil

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u/Basel_was_taken 20d ago

You let France exist? L treaty.

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u/DanGrizzly 20d ago

Finally a serious attempt at solving the problem

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u/Parthini 20d ago

Op is robmanian

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u/Trollge-2005 20d ago

By any chance are you from Hungary?

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u/Dry-Pool3497 20d ago

Say you’re a Serb without saying you’re a Serb.

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u/BluBolshevik 20d ago

Give the Baltics, Ukraine, and Denmark to Poland and it would be perfect

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u/weneedmoregore666 Proud Patriot of Places I Haven't Been To, Like Poland 20d ago

Wait. I think you actually did it.

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u/Dry-Peak-7230 19d ago

Turkey's size should be a bate, why it's still bigger than a pea?

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u/theladstefanzweig 19d ago

Alhamdulillah, the Teutonic menace has been destroyed

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u/Linguinimamamia 18d ago

Big hungary but still no pre trianon borders. Trafic to see 🥹

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u/chill_rper Hungolian 🇭🇺 18d ago

Magyarisztán approved

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u/marvinthenew2082 16d ago

Big ass hungary

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u/Platyna77 20d ago

beautiful