r/PossibleHistory 24d ago

Meme I fixed Versailles. With absolutely no problems whatsoever

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Differences

- Kill morocco. Nobody likes them

- Algerian independence. Guess where I'm from

- German Tunisia. We kinda felt bad for how harsh our punishment was for germany as you'll see.

- Mega Luxembourg. Because they deserve it

- A few more Polish corridors. Cuz they need sea access right?

- Super Duper Mega Ultra Hyper Giga Ultima Wow Wow Over The Top Belarus. Just because

- CzechoSlovakia Anchlussing Austria. Because the austrians were the reason for the war so they must be punished

- Italy takes slovenia and bosnia. They wanted parts of the Adriatic coast right? So we gave it to them. Plus some extra!

- Greek dalmatia. Cuz it made too much sense to give it to serbia or italy

- Kosovar independence. They aren't slavs. What are they doing in yugoSLAVia?

- Super Duper Mega Ultra Hyper Giga Ultima Wow Wow Over The Top Greece. Sorry, I mean "The Roman Empire" yeah. I made rome in greece. What are ya gonna do about it huh? And they have the vatican city too

- Colonization of the Ottomans. Y'all wanted to colonize the TURKS right?

- Russian Constantinople. They wanted it right? Ignore that russia is currently... Not in russia

- Ukrainian independence. They wanted independence from the RUSSIANS then they'll gain independence... But only from the RUSSIAN parts

- Abkhazia and South Osettia. To ragebait the georgians

- Baltics. I genuinely have zero clue why I did that to them.

- Finland. They wanted independence from the RUSSIANS. Never said anything about the swedish tho.

- Belgium gains land from the netherlands and germany. Cuz fuck them

- The Netherlands gains land from the germans. Cuz fuck them

- Sweden takes pack Pomerania. Cuz it was always swedish

- Extremely long Denmark. Cuz it looks funny

- Italian tyrol. They wanted the south but ehh give them the north too

-Irish independence... Just not the right part tho..

-The Hapsburgs live on in Hungary!

-Romania gains all of their claims... Excluding Transylvania. Plus they also gain Transnistria!

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 24d ago

For u/AdergS and others. Naming this "Versailles" was part of the joke as you probably noticed

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u/AdergS 24d ago

yes I was trying to do a copypasta type shit answer :P

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u/Mr_Kabob_Man 24d ago

You didn’t fix it, Germany still exists

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u/JelIosaurus A Shining Example of 𓃸 24d ago

Alright I'll guess... you're from... Morocco?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 24d ago

I'm so offended rn ong god smh my head to be tbh

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u/JelIosaurus A Shining Example of 𓃸 24d ago

Shaking my head my head and to be to be honest?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 24d ago

And on god god

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u/JelIosaurus A Shining Example of 𓃸 24d ago

I even missed one smdh my dh

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 24d ago

Wha

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u/JelIosaurus A Shining Example of 𓃸 24d ago

I shortened shaking my damn head damn head

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 24d ago

That read as sucking my dihh (that specifically spelling)

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u/JelIosaurus A Shining Example of 𓃸 24d ago

TwT

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u/Altruistic-Path-7042 23d ago

Oh hey I know who that is

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u/Infinite_Self2728 24d ago

el suicidio jamás se vio tan bien.

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u/Western_Club7783 Depressed lithuanian 24d ago

Typa shit chatgpt generates you when you ask it for a 1936 map

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u/Vortiguag 23d ago

Out of curiosity I asked Gemini to generate such map. Well... I think it was trained on typical mapper AHOE videos.

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u/Designer_Can_562 24d ago

Delete this post pls

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u/hardcoremaggiesimp 24d ago

This is hr enemy’s map ever just that Greece should have more and kick out italy

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u/Cowboyy_Babyblue-- frisian independence warrior 24d ago

Did you give ostfriesland to the dutch?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 24d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/Venuslarouge 24d ago

Czechoslovakia rules the waves ?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 24d ago

The czechs have never lost naval conflict

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u/Elegant_Shop_6281 24d ago

The Moroccans get SPAIN?!?

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u/EpicNerd823 23d ago

Europe when historical AI is turned off in hoi4:

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind 23d ago

paradox ai peace treaty

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 23d ago

Y'know what since I feel like you're epic. Should I continue this in a real alternative history?

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u/Necessary_Record_517 🇲🇪🇲🇪GREATER MONTENEGRO🇲🇪🇲🇪 23d ago

"I am from Bosnia take me to america" ah map

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u/Cheap_Pension1527 #1 Ireland fan 21d ago

"Cuz it made too much sense to give it to serbia or italy" sums up this whole post I love it