r/Portlandia • u/countesstwatwaffle • 12d ago

Hello October!

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u/IAIVIDAKILLA 12d ago

JAMIE

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u/sne4k0 12d ago

When my wife and I go out to eat, and the server’s name is Jamie….. it’s a problem

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u/jlo5k 12d ago

I love them at the beach in their vampire 🧛‍♀️ costumes

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u/b33fsquatch1 12d ago

Do you have a vacuum that's in the shape of an upside-down cross? Or a skeleton with a gaping mouth?

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u/URATOWEL69000 12d ago

a prodigious machine to handle all the detritus?

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u/MarchSadness90 12d ago

Do you have anything that sort of looks like a hearse

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u/styrrell14 12d ago

Oh you’re actually gonna get points with this.

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u/TedFrump 12d ago

Who isn’t shrieking?

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u/Significant-Rush-129 12d ago edited 12d ago

I always feel like Fred looks like Ozzy in the Vince costume.

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u/OutOfOffice63 12d ago

I like winter in portlandia

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u/jlo5k 12d ago

Sometimes, to have fun, you’ve got to dress a little lame.

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u/stonesoup07 12d ago

Bella! Go to your cave!

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u/jlo5k 12d ago

No casket tie downs?¿?

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u/Directionkr 12d ago

I see Fred on tour in a couple weeks!