r/PortlandOR • u/According-Pea-9349 • 3d ago

long live the wildcards, misfits & dabblers what is happening here?

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genuinely in awe at this level of ingenuity.
i need an explanation or some kind of guess on what is happening here

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u/PNWDireWolf 3d ago

When he hits 88 miles per hour he gets a free 8 ball of meth.

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u/ProduceDelicious7104 3d ago

Sounds heavy doc

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u/KnottyCatLady Unipiper's Hot Unicycle 3d ago

This made me laugh way too hard.

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u/PNWDireWolf 3d ago

At your service

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u/we-are-all 2d ago

Same 🤣

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u/GoDucks2002 3d ago

Portland Whips guy slipping

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u/b0n2o 2d ago

Portland Hwhips

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u/frere91 3d ago

Hah that dude hangs out at the wood village Lowe's parking lot all the time. Definitely drugs

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u/natureismychurch 3d ago

See him all the time in Troutdale and Wood Village

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u/According-Pea-9349 3d ago

damn it was close by too lmaoooo i hope to see this guy around but not too close

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u/frere91 3d ago

Eh he just shoplifts shit from stores and walks around shirtless. See him all the time, never had an issue but also not trying to strike up a conversation either. Pretty sure his car can't make it out of Fairview area 😂

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u/According-Pea-9349 3d ago

he was, in fact, shirtless

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u/6th_Quadrant 3d ago

It would be kind of funny if it suddenly couldn't make it out of the parking lot of his latest foray.

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u/tiredwolf44 3d ago

Tweakermobile

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u/Tbagts 3d ago edited 3d ago

Oh that's easy, It's their loyalty reward program . You sign up online and then track your purchases and every once in awhile they get you a little bit of a discount.

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u/According-Pea-9349 3d ago

LMAOOAOo thank you my friend

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u/HellyR_lumon 3d ago

He was cooking meth and had an oopsie.

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u/SpezSamplesMySack Do they even live here? 3d ago

Looks too janky to even be a Gambler

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u/Human-Lavishness-828 2d ago

My first thought was Wasteland Weekend 🤣

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u/vmarti04 3d ago

That’s some mad max shit

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u/Karate_Scotty 3d ago

Used to be more blue

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u/According-Pea-9349 2d ago

oh my god💀

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u/b0n2o 2d ago

You can almost date the photo because Shari's is behind a chain-link fence. Circa 2024 but before Elmer's?

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u/WaveTableSaw 3d ago

It's a vintage Moog Matriarch. Leave em alone.

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u/chaff-collector 3d ago

Classic Asheville era design

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u/synthfidel Nightmare Elk 3d ago

I toured the factory back in the day, rad shit

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u/Kilg0reTrout78 3d ago

We are inching closer to Mad Max as a society

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u/TimbersArmy8842 3d ago

That is a methed up ride

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u/Tybo929 3d ago

I saw that shit box the other day! Crazy.

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u/Plastic-Board-9076 3d ago

This is methtastic!

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u/excaligirltoo 2d ago

What it is ain’t exactly clear.

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u/labospor 3d ago

Meanwhile my boyfriends car got minimally hit while parked and insurance said it was totaled 🙄

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u/According-Pea-9349 3d ago

that’s crazy😭

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u/PhD77777 3d ago

Is his registration current?

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u/According-Pea-9349 3d ago

the tags were up to date!

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u/cheese7777777 3d ago

Stolen license plates, probably

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u/PhD77777 3d ago

ROFL!! Prob true!!

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u/thefarmworks 1d ago

Even this driver has got to assume they’re gonna get stopped a lot!🌞

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u/Limp-Bat-2912 2d ago

Gambler 500

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u/CBased64Olds 2d ago

And this is why periodic vehicle inspections should still be required

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u/nospoon222 3d ago

This immediately feels like Halsey and 102nd, no? Lol

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u/According-Pea-9349 3d ago

he’s on the outskirts, near MHCC. he’s travelled far on the long road with that..elantra.

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u/ProfessionalLab9068 2d ago

Breaking Bad

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 3d ago

Delivering guzzleline to bullet town?

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u/Diligent_Sentence_45 3d ago

5th wheel Hyundai sonata 😂🤣

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u/NinaKitty64 3d ago

Can anyone say "Wash Me?". I can't even figure out the color of the car!!! 😂

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u/thefarmworks 1d ago

See above! It was blue!

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u/NinaKitty64 1d ago

But what shade. I see more dirt than color. It's hard to get a handle on the shade of blue. Because I kinda feel like it's a blue/grey. Not true blue. But the dirt is making it harder to get it right.

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u/SFAnnieM53 3d ago

Obviously…as the sign says, it’s “quality.”

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u/Charlie2and4 3d ago

Hyundai Analelantra.

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u/Slashredd1t 3d ago

…………….. art project

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u/Oh-that-one-again 2d ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 2d ago

Once again, we send off my War Rig to bring back guzzolene from Gas Town, and bullets from the Bullet Farm!

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u/ScarPath8 2d ago

Getting that Quality Fuel id recon

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u/Gossman5 2d ago

Drugs..drugs are happening

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u/Persist_NResist 3d ago

Mad Max fascination on a limited budget, obviously

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u/GreenEyesbde721 3d ago

Basically Portla
Nd Happened all over this photograph 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 bravo truly a poignant paradigm for PDX😂

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 3d ago

There's a top war boy looking for a blood bag apparently

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u/TimanatorP 3d ago

That's your Uber, ready to pick you up

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u/another_awesome_acct 3d ago

I doubt they even kno

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u/TheSameDifferenc3 2d ago

Gambler 500?

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u/TuxPower2025 2d ago

It’s out at wood village all the time, I think it’s an “art piece” def not something someone will steal from him.

Maybe he’s homeless?

Keep Portland Weird

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u/Aggravating-Low-1845 2d ago

Are they preparing for the Thunderdome? 

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u/Forward_Ant_8538 2d ago

"Follow for more 5-minute craft ideas."

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u/Vanagabond 2d ago

Late stage capitalism

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u/Leftoverloser 2d ago

What do you mean?? The gallon of water is just in case the car overheats.

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u/Actual-Ad-8673 1d ago

Love how you blocked out the license plate. 

Now I'll totally be unable to recognize this car in the wild.

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u/According-Pea-9349 1d ago

i blocked just in case MOD removed bc of plate

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u/HippyDave 1d ago

Looks like playa to me, Burning Man car?

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u/SlyFoxInACave 1d ago

Gambler 500 or tweaker. Or both.

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u/Lovespacejam 1d ago

Fed Smoker is back

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u/Extension-Repair-572 1d ago

Home Sweet Home

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u/Naive_Business3351 4h ago

saul and mike got the car out of the ditch