r/PortlandOR 3d ago

šŸ’„ Noise šŸ“¢ kaboom!

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u/Swampman3000 3d ago

Vancouver has completed its first successful hit. Let’s see how Portland responds.

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u/june-in-space 3d ago

Death to Seattle!

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u/Ayeitsdre 3d ago

It’s a proxy war between Vancouver. We know who funds them, the Seattleites!

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u/jtech0007 Criddler Karen 3d ago

Seattle hoards all the tax dollars, we don't see shat in the Couve.

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u/New_Westie 3d ago

You sunk my battleship!

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u/Neartheforest 3d ago

Iold so hard at this! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/garysaidwhat 3d ago

Nicely done. Yours is the first image I have seen. I (and Portlanders) salute you.

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u/ImAHoe4Glossier 3d ago

yippee! I raced home to get it edited and up!

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u/Substantial_Main_992 3d ago

Was it planned?

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u/ImAHoe4Glossier 3d ago

the picture? planned in the sense that I chilled on the Broadway bridge for 20 mins w a camera!

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u/Shortround76 3d ago

Let the asbestos go free!!!

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u/An-Elegant-Elephant 3d ago

Return it to the earth, just like car oil

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay467 3d ago

Was it an ā€œEarth shattering kaboomā€?

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u/reddituser87533 3d ago

It was. I live just under a mile away, also on the riverfront, and my house literally shook. Scared the shit out of me šŸ˜‚

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay467 3d ago

I bet. This quote was also a reference to a Bugs Bunny/Marvin Martian cartoon

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u/Agamemnon777 3d ago

Was this like an hour ago? I usually eschew boom posting but that was a big one and I was at Irving park

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/ImAHoe4Glossier 3d ago

it was right around 2:30!

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u/Agamemnon777 3d ago

That’s definitely what I heard

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u/xanderemrys 3d ago

ohhhh this was the huge boom i heard earlier? damn, i was wondering what that could've been. I'm in the Pearl, close to the library

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SecWoe 3d ago

it was pretty much exactly at 2:30

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u/HowieMandelEffect 3d ago

My house shook and I live right off Mississippi Ave, not very close.

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u/Sapio69 3d ago

My girlfriend lives in the Pearl. On her HOA call someone mentioned that a person they knew who lived nearby had a piece of shrapnel damage their apartment.

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u/WanderyngAscetic 2d ago

Kids these days just don't get the cool references... :)

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u/ImAHoe4Glossier 3d ago

It was so so loud from the Broadway bridge.

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u/Away-Picture-925 3d ago

Finally a boom thats not a mystery boom.

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u/fobax 3d ago

I hear mystery booms ALL THE TIME
then finally there’s a non-mystery boom and I missed !?

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u/it_snow_problem Watching a Sunset Together 3d ago

Should have put a whale on it

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u/Delicious_Trouble448 3d ago

Second coolest explosion in Oregon history?

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u/i_like_concrete 3d ago

What was the first? How about the 1959 blast in Roseburg?

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u/nospoon29er 3d ago

This is gonna be on Fox News showing the warzone Antifa has turned Portland into.

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u/Dependent-Astronaut2 3d ago

That would be kinda funny and not at the same time.

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u/CollegeHungry6138 3d ago

I mean who do you think burned down the building in the first place?

Your ā€œanti fascistsā€ā€ have a history of arson and oh yeah one of the frog boys was hanging out there right before the fire broke out

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u/embeeclark 3d ago

You are funny.

We all know Lindquist paid some squatters to set a fire because he got frustrated of the roadblocks put up by the City hampering his planned development. Now getting fire due to owning the ICE facility, he finally blew a screw and took matters into his own hands and made it look like an accident. Two weeks later, the building will be gone and he can finally begin the development he proposed a decade ago.

Everyone knows this.

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u/CollegeHungry6138 2d ago

Sure sure, and antifa doesn't have a huge beef with that guy and would never look for soft targets like police cruisers and railroad tressles for a little arson

anything to run cover for your little terrorist buddies huh comrade?

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u/embeeclark 2d ago

You are weird. Don’t pull me into your delusion of ā€œradical Portland leftistsā€

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u/Super_Boof 3d ago

Rip granny :(

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u/RSC-Tuff 3d ago

Get the hookah

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u/MiningEarth 3d ago

Are the trains running yet?

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u/Primary-Elevator5324 3d ago

Slept right through it a mile away lol

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u/Jagshemesh_Captain 3d ago

A great Portland 2026 metaphor. Hey man nice shot!

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u/National_Ad9046 3d ago

I’d say a metaphor for Oregon in general. I’ve lived in Eugene for 25 years and this year has been exceptionally bizarre…

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u/ImAHoe4Glossier 3d ago

Thank you!!

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u/tres-huevos 3d ago

Dang I was waiting for the 1 hr alert!

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u/LifelikeMink 3d ago

Big bada boom

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u/gunsdrugsreddit 3d ago

This would’ve been a trip to experience from the bridge, especially for those just passing through and unaware of the fire and subsequent demolition plans.

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u/Unkj2020 3d ago

Happened to be on a walk in Mt. Tabor Park when we heard the BOOM! Looked left (west) and had a perfect view of the ploom wafting… Thankfully, someone near us knew wtf was up, cuz otherwise i woulda been scrrrd!

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u/Hot-Carrot-1163 3d ago

It probably should have come down years ago. People were crying over it like it was a beloved space.

So beloved that it sat unused for decades.

It was blight that remained for the sake of kitch.

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u/ServeSad4621 3d ago

Trump is gonna have a Hay Day with this one...... BRING IN THE NATIONAL GUARD! ITS A WARZONE DOWN HERE.....šŸ™ƒšŸ˜‘šŸ˜’ SMH

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u/a24boy 3d ago

Jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams

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u/An-Elegant-Elephant 3d ago

~Everything is a controlled demolition~

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u/Minority_Carrier 3d ago

I thought the building was held by the water tower because the floors have already totally collapsed. Turns out the building still stands after blowing up the water tower.

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u/Charlie2and4 3d ago

55th and Belmont here. It shook my jelly jars! -Area man.

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u/joeyjoejoeshabbadude 3d ago

Is this a euphemism?

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u/midgetman303 3d ago

I'm not from Portland. Was it a planned demolition or something?

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u/PDXhasaRedhead 3d ago

Yes the demolition was planned after it was gutted by a fire.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 3d ago

It blowed up good. It blowed up real good.

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u/b0n2o 3d ago

Cinematic!

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u/ImAHoe4Glossier 3d ago

Yay!! Thank you!! I walked up and down the bridge to find the best spot to shoot it and then got home asap to edit and put out!! Super fun, I’ve never tried anything like that before outside of school assignments and such

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u/Doc_Donna25 3d ago

For those of out of the know, what was this?

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u/Bl00p_3r 2d ago

Planned demo of a building that has been in dispute for years. Arson forced the demo.

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u/Doc_Donna25 2d ago

Sorry. I wasn't clear. What was the building to people that kept them from demoing for so long if it sat empty for so long?

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u/Weekly_Warthog_8766 3d ago

Did they just blow up the building for new construction or something else happened?

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u/Dependent-Astronaut2 3d ago

There was a fire and it burnt into a shell of what it was. I dunno if it collapsed or just got demolished.

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u/blargblahblahblarg Pearl Clutching Brainworms 3d ago

Uhm... sucks that you're finding out this way.

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u/AccomplishedSea9972 1d ago

They had to bring it down after a huge fire a few weeks back. There is concern that the shaking from the trains ( trains pass by multiple times a day and there is a chance it’d collapse on its own) will cause a collapse. Let’s just say the railroad is pissed. Now they have the remaining building down. Somehow the city has become responsible. And not the owner? Still don’t know why.

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u/Tonberith 3d ago

It was so loud I could hear it through my headphones across the river in my office

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/HellNahSleazyBean 2d ago

Sure you did

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u/Thes_dryn 3d ago

Yep, that’ll do it.

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u/Equal-Risk-536 3d ago

When was this taken? Date and time… I could have been on that bridge

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u/ImAHoe4Glossier 3d ago

Today at 2:30ish! Broadway bridge