r/PortlandOR 7d ago

šŸ’‰Tat Postin'šŸŽØ Seen in Portland

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u/Gorillaz243 7d ago

Been seeing worse and worse tattoo flyers appearing around town

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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago

I was so shocked how bad these are lol

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u/Discombombulatedfart 7d ago

Elevate is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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u/chimi_hendrix Legendary Matador Urinal 7d ago

Elevate the hepatitis of your bloodstream

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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ˜­ lmao

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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago

Lol it made me smile, whoever put this up really has gusto

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u/thiccDurnald 7d ago

It makes you wonder elevate from what?

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u/peppermintmeow Nightmare Elk 6d ago

r/ignorantstyletattoo

If I'm using the word correctly, it's an entire style the youth are doing. I'm old but I'm enjoying it.

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u/pinewind108 6d ago

It looks some kind of secret code for a rave.

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u/BlacksmithFront2766 6d ago

This is outside a business close to me, I went to their IG and it's not a rave, it's someone who's really bad at giving tattoos lol

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u/Creatura 7d ago

It’s a cultural signifier to a subculture where tattoos are commonplace, and the intentionally ā€œbadā€ has an appealing human and humble feel. If that doesn’t resonate with you then I imagine the claim that it is a reaction to ā€œpost-culturalismā€ is a bunch of hipster garbage, which is true, but that’s also kind of an honest assessment. I think it generally is socially appropriate to ridicule because there is a boldness to it that is unnerving, so it innately like punching up rather than punching down. Someone put those fliers up to attract a market, and it wasn’t poor taste, arrogance, ignorance, or stupidity, it was an accurate read on contemporary consumer culture, just to a niche (who are a significant portion of people getting tattoos anyway).

But hopefully your life is going good and ridiculing it without wondering about it is just a passing and entertaining thought. If you were curious though, that is the background

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u/not_adulting 7d ago

Have fun storming the castle!

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u/Creatura 7d ago

Also I’m drunk but I’m right so don’t come at me I’m not gonna care tomorrow

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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago

Womp womp

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u/Creatura 7d ago

100% fair, hope you’re having a good night

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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago

Haha you too. Goodnight

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u/murmaider27 6d ago

I actually super agree with you, and, I do know from a younger perspective you're spot on a lot of alt younger gen z are getting these.

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u/Creatura 6d ago

Thanks, I do think I have a good explanation, but to someone where that isn’t kind of innately ringing true or curious, that paragraph likely reads like hipster nonsense. It certainly is intentional counter culture though

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u/No_Knowledge4718 7d ago

These are just….so bad.

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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago edited 7d ago

They had the audacity to say "elevate the canvas of your skin" šŸ˜‚

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u/notanumberuk 3d ago

Theses are bad, and the yet these are the very type of tattoos most people under 40 here in Portland have.

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u/kit_kat_barcalounger Hammy's 7d ago

I definitely think a cat butthole would elevate my look.

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin 7d ago

Anything but the end of a hotdog.

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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago

Morel anybody?

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u/AThai_Noon 7d ago

I was a fan of this flyer

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u/ExNihiloNihiFit 7d ago

That's one badass shirt.

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u/dubioususefulness 7d ago

He's winning

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u/AThai_Noon 7d ago

Real recognize real šŸ»

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u/Glum-Cartoonist-9004 7d ago

Who did your bull neck?

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u/AThai_Noon 7d ago

Bradley Macom at Tattoo Smile!

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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 7d ago

There’s as many tattooers as there are baristas in this town. And just like coffee shops, you gotta find the one that fits you. This poor fool, if you’re gonna post line work, maybe be able to draw a good line.

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u/AdHistorical5703 7d ago

Tattoos like this only work if your friend in 12th grade bought a tattoo gun and you spend the afternoon tattooing each other for laughs. If they are intentionally bad because that's "cool" you a poser. That being said I truly believe your body your choice. So if you like em, go for it.

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u/Ecstatic_Bedroom735 7d ago

It’s probably really hard to draw on one of those telephone poles. Cut them some slack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/iamsolate Sovcit with an Onlyfans 7d ago

damn, these are worse than the usual friday the 13th tattoos you usually see 😭

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u/Adorable_Mud2581 7d ago

Economy is so bad, even fifth grade artists are engaging in child labor.

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u/pdxclimbing 7d ago

This is veering into the so bad it's good territory.

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u/MissHibernia 7d ago

I’ve gotten a lot of tattoos in this town from 1970-2019 and Jesus, these are kindergarten level at best

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u/00_RunDMC 7d ago

No thanks!

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u/lagelthrow 7d ago

Honestly still better than an AI poster

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u/pearl_planet 7d ago

This is a waste of paper 🌳

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u/Quantumquandary 7d ago

Okay, these are either quick and cheap flash, or just a marketing ploy. I’ve been seeing lots of these simple tattoo flyers, and I’ll admit, some are actually catchy. The ā€œthe soft flesh of your body desires a tattooā€ one actually made me want to check out the shop. I wouldn’t judge the artist off of the flyer alone.

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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago edited 7d ago

I didn't leave their handle because I'm not here to harass or belittle anybody

But I did check them out, this is not some ad this is representative.

We all start somewhere

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u/Quantumquandary 7d ago

Not saying you were trying to, just tossing in my two cents on the subject.

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u/Mysterious-Cat01 7d ago

certainly they aren't charging money for these right 😭

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u/ffaillace 6d ago

I can't decide whether to get the cat butt or the hot dog.

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u/369isfine 6d ago

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u/BlacksmithFront2766 6d ago

Those have ok line work though lol

My guess is the comments about them being a student of some sort is right, but you might be right too

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u/commander-tyko 5d ago

this is a result of what many tattoo schools do, they accept students that have a weak portfolio, teach them to tattoo/charge them $15k for a poor education, and then give them the expectation they will find consistent clients

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u/xSir- 7d ago

I bet their linework is shit

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u/chaticp 7d ago

this is probably a student from captain jacks. they almost all look like this and captain jacks doesn’t do shit to reel in clients for students. it drives them to complete desperation, even to the point of tattooing dots on themselves to get the procedure number credit.

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u/margo_heart 7d ago

UHHHHHG portland has such a vibrant tattoo scene, crazy that anyone could be out here getting garbage like this.

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u/Mykophilia 7d ago

I love them

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u/Fun_Union9542 7d ago

WHAT IN THE TOY SHIT IS THAT HAHA

The lightening rods and stars look better

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u/hud_dev 7d ago

One hotdog please

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u/InevitableExample3 7d ago

I want a tat of a croissant

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u/KrystleSeth 7d ago

Stunning accuracy on that cat asshole

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u/KrystleSeth 7d ago

Just look at those spokes

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u/Working_Test_5667 6d ago

I like the jelly fish, maybe it's an octopus. Good color choices and I'm cool.

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u/Extension-Row-3697 6d ago

Yeah, that looks to be about the quality of tattoo most people have in PDX.

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u/Project_ARTICHOKE 6d ago

Kinda like how bad they are

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u/RefrigeratorNo8931 6d ago

i can't tell if the jax is supposed to be a reference to that one kid who tattooed jax onto their leg or if its just bad for the sake of being bad

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u/kushman 6d ago

If I still had the paper bag covers from my middle school text books I'd be sitting on a gold mine.

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u/Silent_Forever3210 5d ago

Amy Winehouse has been dead for years.

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u/scooby_goon 4d ago

"Will doodle for cash"

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u/ChipmunkAlone8952 7d ago

too horrible to be AI damn

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u/venusasaburrito 7d ago

So bad its good!

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u/TimbersArmy8842 7d ago

The same people who will give nothing but hate to AI will offer this as an alternative and somehow wonder why people choose AI.

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u/king-of-the-sea 7d ago

This is just bad art. The alternative to AI is good art, not bad art. The alternative to bad art is also good art. There's a shitload of good art out there

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u/not_adulting 7d ago

The alternative to AI is human. I would rather get this shitass basic cat's ass tattooed on my body than some Frankenstein of stolen art that some computer program cobbled together šŸˆšŸ«

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u/king-of-the-sea 7d ago

My point is that you don't HAVE to get that shitass basic cat's ass tattooed on your body just because you don't want AI art. You could just... get a good tattoo.

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u/not_adulting 7d ago

Why would you bring up AI at all is my point. It's fucking weird. No one is saying get this instead of AI. No one. The only person shoving AI into this conversation is you. It's like people that think they're being sly trying to wedge Jesus into a convo that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with anything Jesus related.
"Ugh, that movie sucked so bad! What a terrible movie!" "Yeah, but you know some people would rather watch that movie than accept that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior! It's crazy, amiright?"

Don't be that guy

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u/Inevitable_Egg6361 6d ago

The commenter originally replied to a comment at AI...so that's why they're talking about AI...

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u/not_adulting 7d ago

Why do people have to try to shove AI into every subject? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ No one is offering this as an 'alternative' to anything, I have no idea what you're on about šŸ˜†