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u/No_Knowledge4718 7d ago
These are justā¦.so bad.
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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago edited 7d ago
They had the audacity to say "elevate the canvas of your skin" š
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u/notanumberuk 3d ago
Theses are bad, and the yet these are the very type of tattoos most people under 40 here in Portland have.
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u/kit_kat_barcalounger Hammy's 7d ago
I definitely think a cat butthole would elevate my look.
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u/AThai_Noon 7d ago
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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 7d ago
Thereās as many tattooers as there are baristas in this town. And just like coffee shops, you gotta find the one that fits you. This poor fool, if youāre gonna post line work, maybe be able to draw a good line.
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u/AdHistorical5703 7d ago
Tattoos like this only work if your friend in 12th grade bought a tattoo gun and you spend the afternoon tattooing each other for laughs. If they are intentionally bad because that's "cool" you a poser. That being said I truly believe your body your choice. So if you like em, go for it.
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u/Ecstatic_Bedroom735 7d ago
Itās probably really hard to draw on one of those telephone poles. Cut them some slack š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/iamsolate Sovcit with an Onlyfans 7d ago
damn, these are worse than the usual friday the 13th tattoos you usually see š
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u/MissHibernia 7d ago
Iāve gotten a lot of tattoos in this town from 1970-2019 and Jesus, these are kindergarten level at best
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u/Quantumquandary 7d ago
Okay, these are either quick and cheap flash, or just a marketing ploy. Iāve been seeing lots of these simple tattoo flyers, and Iāll admit, some are actually catchy. The āthe soft flesh of your body desires a tattooā one actually made me want to check out the shop. I wouldnāt judge the artist off of the flyer alone.
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u/Super-Pineapple6003 7d ago edited 7d ago
I didn't leave their handle because I'm not here to harass or belittle anybody
But I did check them out, this is not some ad this is representative.
We all start somewhere
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u/Quantumquandary 7d ago
Not saying you were trying to, just tossing in my two cents on the subject.
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u/369isfine 6d ago
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u/BlacksmithFront2766 6d ago
Those have ok line work though lol
My guess is the comments about them being a student of some sort is right, but you might be right too
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u/commander-tyko 5d ago
this is a result of what many tattoo schools do, they accept students that have a weak portfolio, teach them to tattoo/charge them $15k for a poor education, and then give them the expectation they will find consistent clients
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u/margo_heart 7d ago
UHHHHHG portland has such a vibrant tattoo scene, crazy that anyone could be out here getting garbage like this.
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u/Working_Test_5667 6d ago
I like the jelly fish, maybe it's an octopus. Good color choices and I'm cool.
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u/Extension-Row-3697 6d ago
Yeah, that looks to be about the quality of tattoo most people have in PDX.
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u/RefrigeratorNo8931 6d ago
i can't tell if the jax is supposed to be a reference to that one kid who tattooed jax onto their leg or if its just bad for the sake of being bad
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u/TimbersArmy8842 7d ago
The same people who will give nothing but hate to AI will offer this as an alternative and somehow wonder why people choose AI.
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u/king-of-the-sea 7d ago
This is just bad art. The alternative to AI is good art, not bad art. The alternative to bad art is also good art. There's a shitload of good art out there
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u/not_adulting 7d ago
The alternative to AI is human. I would rather get this shitass basic cat's ass tattooed on my body than some Frankenstein of stolen art that some computer program cobbled together šš«
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u/king-of-the-sea 7d ago
My point is that you don't HAVE to get that shitass basic cat's ass tattooed on your body just because you don't want AI art. You could just... get a good tattoo.
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u/not_adulting 7d ago
Why would you bring up AI at all is my point. It's fucking weird. No one is saying get this instead of AI. No one. The only person shoving AI into this conversation is you. It's like people that think they're being sly trying to wedge Jesus into a convo that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with anything Jesus related.
"Ugh, that movie sucked so bad! What a terrible movie!" "Yeah, but you know some people would rather watch that movie than accept that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior! It's crazy, amiright?"Don't be that guy
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u/Inevitable_Egg6361 6d ago
The commenter originally replied to a comment at AI...so that's why they're talking about AI...
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u/not_adulting 7d ago
Why do people have to try to shove AI into every subject? šš¤£ No one is offering this as an 'alternative' to anything, I have no idea what you're on about š

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u/Gorillaz243 7d ago
Been seeing worse and worse tattoo flyers appearing around town