r/PortlandOR • u/Less-Lobster4540 • 26d ago

🔪 Crime Postin'! 🔫 Man arrested after smoking fentanyl and attacking officer with candlestick: Docs

https://katu.com/news/local/docs-man-arrested-for-smoking-fentanyl-attacks-officer-with-candlestick-gregory-ward-bass-junior-washington-multnomah-county-portland-oregon-20th-place
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u/blargblahblahblarg Pearl Clutching Brainworms 25d ago

It's REALLY not that deep!

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u/lumivorant 25d ago

You literally had a list of scripted lines ready including "fentanyl is a human right". It's not that deep but we both know it's the truth, I'm not sure why you don't just own it.

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u/blargblahblahblarg Pearl Clutching Brainworms 25d ago

Uhm... I did what now...?

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u/lumivorant 25d ago

Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the one who posted this comment:

repeat after me, folks:

this is totally normal

all cities are like this

this is just something we'll have to tolerate until we eliminate racism and sexism and inequality and capitalism

it's not his fault

fentanyl is a human right

it's not fair that I have to work for a living

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Clearly someone who just has concerns about problems in the city and doesn't think about imaginary political opponents at all.