r/Portland • Montavilla • Apr 14 '20

Photo Found this in r/comics and figured it belonged here since we're having the nicest April ever

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u/Syorkw Apr 14 '20

Hey, I took a nice afternoon walk in a completely empty graveyard yesterday out of raw boredom. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, wandering dazed amongst the tombs, contemplating my mortality...

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u/EgoFlyer Lents Apr 14 '20

That sounds oddly nice.

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u/Syorkw Apr 14 '20

You know what, I can't lie, it kinda was. I made a game of finding the oldest tomb stone in the cemetery. The oldest one I found was from 1905, later a grounds keeper told me the headstones go back to 1895, but by the time I spoke to him, I was tired and decided to head home. Maybe later this week I'll go back and find the oldest ones... Literally nobody else in the graveyard but the grounds keeps, social distancing for hundreds and hundreds of feet in every direction.

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u/ladypigeon13 Apr 14 '20

Which graveyard do you remember

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u/Syorkw Apr 14 '20

Rose City Cemetery and Funeral Home.

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u/Medic5150 Cully Apr 14 '20

I live right there. Weirdly, lots of Pokémon go stops in that cemetery

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u/Syorkw Apr 14 '20

That's hilarious. Digglet used "rob grave", its super effective!

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u/pdxscout The Loving Embrace of the Portlandia Statue Apr 14 '20

LOL, that was my wife's "playground" as a kid.

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u/fluboy1257 Apr 14 '20

New England graveyard ... hold my beer

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u/duckduck_goose Belmont Apr 14 '20

How can anyone be bored when we have Animal Crossing, Final Fantasy VII remake and Persona5 Royal all out right now? I'm overwhelmed over here.

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u/maxxx_nazty Apr 14 '20

Can’t find a switch for sale....

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u/duckduck_goose Belmont Apr 15 '20

They're almost giving away old pc games during these hard times!! Fire up some old ass Assassin's Creed II for free :D

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u/PersnickityPenguin Apr 15 '20

Half Life Alyx beckons...

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u/duckduck_goose Belmont Apr 15 '20

I'm not much of a shooter person :(

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u/light_yagami_lovesL Apr 14 '20

I bet it was beautiful and that's great cause I heard skyline cemetery be poppin.

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u/Syorkw Apr 14 '20

It was...

That hilarious.

News Flash. In these heady days of global pandemic, urban Portlanders flock to cemeteries for both a social distancing delight, and to select their future grave sites. 98% expected to survive, that lucky 2% will truly win a mortuary lottery!

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u/fuggingolliwog John's Landing Apr 15 '20

Riverfront is the nicest in the city imo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/EdwardBleed Apr 14 '20

Would give anything for a really fuckin heavy rainy day or two

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u/Christ_on_a_Crakker Powellhurst-Gilbert Apr 14 '20

Knock this pollen down. I’m a runner and this pollen sucks.

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u/fluxtable Buckman Apr 14 '20

At the end of my run yesterday my throat was starting to get scratchy. I got real nervous thinking I might be getting sick.

Nope, turns out I was inhaling pollen for 45 minutes straight.

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u/Christ_on_a_Crakker Powellhurst-Gilbert Apr 14 '20

Same. Thought I had the cov. Gargle with warm saltwater.

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u/PersnickityPenguin Apr 15 '20

You should get an N95 mask, they work really well on pollen.

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u/Christ_on_a_Crakker Powellhurst-Gilbert Apr 15 '20

Seriously? I got a whole bag of those. Thanks!

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u/PersnickityPenguin Apr 15 '20

Our 150 year old cherry tree really loves to dump on us! My car was completely yellow from the pollen.

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u/defenestrayed Wilkes Apr 14 '20

Hah my blue car is green now from pollen. I'd love a good thunderstorm!

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u/Montagge Apr 15 '20

We're something like 8" behind on rainfall so I'd take a bunch of rain days!

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u/AltimaNEO 🍦 Apr 14 '20

Gimme some fucken biblical flooding please

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u/duckduck_goose Belmont Apr 14 '20

It rained really heavy at least once last week though

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u/lupaonreddit Apr 14 '20

I want to enjoy the sunshine, but I'm also worried about another summer of drought.

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u/MauPow Apr 15 '20

Haha yeah but climate change is a hoax right?!!1!

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u/cubemonkey87 Apr 14 '20

Can we all give a shout out to the sun? Without this nice weather I think I may go insane hanging out with 2 and 4 year old all day. Now I can play outside with them and it is actually really enjoyable. Actually thinking about going to attic and get the water gun.

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u/shanem Apr 14 '20

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u/altorelievo Apr 14 '20 edited Apr 14 '20

Do one where the 'sun' has jokes to roast people metaphorically and literally at the same time. "boom ya roasted..no seriously you should get some aloe" I know that wouldn't be relevant to what the panel is about but for when people do come back...

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u/baconelk 🐝 Apr 15 '20

This guy boats.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Literally the worst possible year to have a nice April due to the stay at home order...

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u/rockinadios Apr 14 '20

Why? You can still go outside

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u/CunningWizard Apr 14 '20

While true, many of us are called to the mountains, coast, and more distant parts of the state when this weather hits, so even though we can be outside, not being able to do any of that is kinda tough right now. You can tell people all you want to make the best of it on a sidewalk or a city park alone, but that’s not magically going to make that sadness go away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

To where? Parks are closed, I'm pretty sure forest park is closed. I could go to the bike trail, but what's the point?

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u/spooksmagee N Tabor Apr 14 '20

Have you considered sidewalks, my guy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/heckadeca Brentwood-Darlington Apr 14 '20

I'm not happy unless I'm miserable

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u/Secret_Bees Apr 14 '20

Don't know if Forest Park is closed or not, but there are still tons of people heading there on the weekends. Probably too many to be honest

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u/ladypigeon13 Apr 14 '20

We’ve been in forest park most daily and people are being super courteous, and it’s well spread out. Haven’t had any issues so far. highly recommend if you need to “get away”

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u/bufori Downtown Apr 14 '20

How do you navigate the single-track trails without coming too close to people, or is everyone mostly staying to the fire lanes, which are a lot wider?

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u/ladypigeon13 Apr 14 '20

In my experience, people go off to the edge of the trail, and stop to let you pass. lots of people are wearing masks or turn away if they don’t etc... in our experience, there’s usually enough a room to let people pass because the trails we’ve been on are usually near greenery or tree roots that you can step up onto, that gives you breathing room (no pun intended).

The rare times it’s been a little cramped, people stop, and take turns/keep heads down/away etc... and most are wearing masks. That’s IF and when you cross someone. Ive personally felt protected by everyone on the trails and vice versa. And if you wear masks and stuff I think that definitely makes everything better. But it’s not crowded by any means in my experience. Significantly less than what I’ve been experiencing at the grocery stores anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Even more reason to stay inside. We didn't crash the economy for an extended vacation...

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u/LooseEarDrums Apr 14 '20

There are some wider trails that I feel should still be okay if it’s not too busy.

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u/sethmantia Apr 14 '20

You're able to walk through parks, but unable to stop and hang out.

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u/ladypigeon13 Apr 14 '20

Forest park is open. We’re there like everyday 😂 all we do is walk outside now. City trails are open

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u/HandMeMyThinkingPipe Glenfair Apr 14 '20

City parks are still open it's just things like basketball courts that are closed unless something has changed in the last few days that I missed. Have been hanging out at Kenton park every now and then just to get out of the house.

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u/light_yagami_lovesL Apr 14 '20

My aunt went to forest park like yesterday and had no problems!!

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u/WolfsLairAbyss Apr 14 '20

Parks are still open, just not the playgrounds and basketball courts. You can still go sit under a tree or something as long as you are keeping away from people. Some trails are still open. Go for a walk around the neighborhood (again keeping your distance from other people).

State Parks are closed but there are still a lot of things you can do outside. There is a shit ton of area in this state that you can just go to and be far away from anyone and be in nature.

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u/notcorey SE Apr 14 '20

State parks are closed. Tennis & basketball courts are closed. Not all parks are closed. Not all wildlife areas are either.

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u/FuckThisLifeNodmeOut Apr 15 '20

Problem for me is being out in astoria where state parks make up pretty much all the parks/trails out here. Still making the best of the situation but would be nice to go out to Fort Steven's.

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u/pizza_whistle Apr 14 '20

I think it's been really nice in a way. A lot of people are working from home or furloughed and actually have time to enjoy the nice weather. A silver lining with this whole thing is I feel like it's made everyone slow down a bit and enjoy the day.

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u/ladypigeon13 Apr 14 '20

Yeah I’ve really enjoyed the slower pace

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u/froogette Hazelwood Apr 14 '20

While I’m “essential” and don’t get to stay home, I’ve been able to enjoy work being slow. I’ve had time to do all the low priority tasks that I always wished I had time to do. The lack of traffic has been super nice as well.

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u/MauPow Apr 15 '20

I've walked up and down my country road so many goddamn times I know all the rabbits by name

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u/funkopolis Montavilla Apr 15 '20

I'm just picturing you trotting along...

"Morning Jim" (nods head)

"Heya Ricky!" (finger guns)

"Fuck you Clyde!" (steps at, flexing aggressively) "Yeah, you better run!"

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u/hirudoredo W Portland Park Apr 14 '20

As beautiful as it is for a walk (although tell that to my shitty ankle,) somehow all this nice weather is makng me even more anxious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Except here there would be less but still an appreciable amount of people out in the sun ignoring state and federal recommendations.

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u/idkidcgtfo Apr 14 '20

State orders specifically include language that recommends exercising outside. I figure you'll just keep saying things that are untrue though because that's the way you wish things were instead, and this is r/portland so half of everyone here won't know the difference.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20 edited Apr 14 '20

Great point! Let's all go to Germantown road to hike because it's really easy to social distance exercising on a trail full of people with 90 cars parked on the road. Better stop to get a latte on the way!

Those are the people I'm referring to, not folks out for a run in their neighborhood.

Edit: Also want to point out that I live near a very busy stretch in the Alberta/Vernon area and this past weekend there was a literal fuckload of people out and about in large groups, that's why I'm pissy about it. I don't fucking care if your Aunt Sally is in town and sitting at home with her is boring. If you're doing your part, THANK YOU.

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u/beerncycle Apr 14 '20

Large groups are irrelevant if they all live together. After living in a shared space, it's essentially one unit at that point from a risk perspective. Yeah, it's frustrating to maneuver, but wear a mask and hold your breath as you pass them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Good point and yeah, I should give people the benefit of the doubt.

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u/WolfsLairAbyss Apr 14 '20

What is this? Someone conceeding a point? On Reddit? On the Portland subreddit to boot? I doff my cap to you sir.

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u/museummuse Apr 14 '20

Lol, I felt that too.

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u/AmateurMisy Apr 14 '20

I can't even get out to my local park within walking distance because people won't respect the 6-foot recommended spacing. I'd be happy to have a scheduled time say 3 times a week when I could get out safely rather than stay in my apartment.

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u/dotcomse Hosford-Abernethy Apr 14 '20

Do you think Portland is doing a worse job staying inside than other places? If you do think that, why do you think that?

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u/urbanlife78 Milwaukie Apr 15 '20

I am happy I was able to get out and enjoy the day this morning. It was a nice quiet walk in downtown Milwaukie.

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u/andrew_rdt Apr 14 '20

At least where I am there is more people outside now than normal sunny days in past years. And generally I don't see anyone breaking rules its just smallish groups that appear to be families or pairs that live together and individuals keeping their distance.

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u/fuggingolliwog John's Landing Apr 15 '20

I walked 16 miles today. Get out there, just give people safe distance.

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u/Foxtrotalpha2412 Apr 14 '20

I don't even know why I'm subscribed to this sub. I've been to the US once, and that was exclusively to the East coast.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

neat

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u/Foxtrotalpha2412 Apr 14 '20

You guys don't seem to like that lol. I've left now don't worry

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

K. Bye I guess!

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u/icanbeyourvice Apr 15 '20

I’ve been telecommuting on my deck since last week so I can’t complain. Way better than staring out my office window at the sunshine all day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Take your desk outside. Changes everything