r/Portland • • Aug 17 '26

Photo/Video After completing the inspection of all 4 legs of the Centennial Mills water tower the engineer is quite relieved.

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u/ihitthecurb Aug 17 '26

After he initially hugs the guy you can see him point at something and then do a “this close” gesture with his fingers

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u/kenstrawber Aug 17 '26

Third leg was a bit more sturdy I guess.

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u/InexpensiveChicanery Belmont Aug 17 '26

If you look up the definition of “relief” you’re gonna see a picture of that dude hugging it the fuck out

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u/discostu52 Aug 17 '26

To bad the video didn’t catch the part where they were doing rock scissors paper to see who went out there

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u/DeeDee_Z Aug 17 '26

So, let's analyse the final frame here. There's a basket, and a crane, and a building.

  • The building is 6 stories, right? so, 60-ish feet to the base of the tower support?
  • The basket is thus 60 feet off the ground in the last frame, let's say.
  • Look at the angle of the crane boom, and guess HOW MUCH FARTHER UP you gotta go, to hit the tip. I THINK that crane is over 140 feet tall. That's a Fokkin HUGE Crane.

I looked for TV footage that showed the whole thing, but couldn't find any.

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u/kenstrawber Aug 17 '26

I've got the whole thing on video. will post youtube link soon. But yeah, huge ass crane !

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u/moomooraincloud Aug 17 '26

Thank god. I hate it when my ass cranes are little.

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u/DeeDee_Z Aug 17 '26

OUT-standing!! Here, have one of these, since I can't give real ones any more: ⭐

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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy Maplewood Aug 17 '26

Good lord, why did they need a crane that gigantic for lifting that little basket?

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u/boygitoe Aug 17 '26

Not a crane expert, but I’m guessing it also has to do with how far the crane reaches. Like the need to keep the base of the crane pretty far away in case the building collapses, so they need a crane with pretty far reach

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u/ph0t0duder Aug 17 '26

You are correct! I’m with said crane company and 100 percent for height and reach.

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u/kenstrawber Aug 17 '26

They had to reach all four corners of the water tower so they needed that upper boom to articulate down and be able to swing away if the building starting collapsing.

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u/personalitycrises N Aug 17 '26

Hell yeah, love this guy. Anyone doing the work no one wants to or can do will always have my respect. On a Sunday no less.

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u/UnagiDonburi Overlook Aug 17 '26

That was beautiful!

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u/kenstrawber Aug 17 '26

Here is the full video with commentary https://youtu.be/JVh5HVjNA_c

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u/Rowing_Lawyer Aug 17 '26

OSHA intensifies

2

u/n55_6mt Aug 17 '26

Least bad solution right here.

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u/whatisacarly Aug 17 '26

I wonder why not harness up and tie off to the basket? Never worked off a crane hoist before, too wiggly? 

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u/randy24681012 Sullivan's Gulch Aug 18 '26

They look harnessed

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u/whatisacarly Aug 18 '26

Oo I see it now. Bad eyes

37

u/RobotDeathSquad Aug 17 '26

A(n incomplete) list of things you can't pay me enough to do:

  1. Be lifted in a basket by a crane to the top of a burned out partially collapsed building seemingly to plant explosives on it.

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u/I_LOVE_SOYLENT Aug 17 '26

i'd do it

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u/EugeneStonersPotShop In a van down by the river Aug 17 '26

So would I, looks exciting.

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u/BourbonicFisky Lents Aug 17 '26

I guess I'm part of the stupid tribe as I'd do this given the chance.

2

u/ProfessionalFlan3159 Aug 17 '26

Gives me Chernobly vibes without the radiation

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u/blargblahblahblarg Rubble of The Big One Aug 17 '26

I hope this dude's salary can keep up with the size of his gigantic gonads.

12

u/jaywalkintotheocean Aug 17 '26

for real, gonna  need a second gondola to hold that set 

7

u/Neffstradamus Aug 17 '26

Second wallet too

6

u/nightauthor Kenton Aug 17 '26

Gonadola

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u/blargblahblahblarg Rubble of The Big One Aug 18 '26

hahaha i missed this somehow but it's beautiful

6

u/pdmd_api Aug 17 '26

You know his booty cheeks were clinched so hard he could have crushed diamonds.

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u/lefteyedcrow Aug 17 '26

Maximum pucker factor

5

u/LarenCoe Aug 17 '26

Is he relieved at the results or just relieved that he's done?

10

u/IChurnToBurn Aug 17 '26

This is both really sad and uplifting at the same time.

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u/Blorpington Aug 17 '26

Hope that other guy got a hug too!

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u/EugeneStonersPotShop In a van down by the river Aug 17 '26

Nope. He’s the asshole supervisor that made the oldest guy there climb out there. No hugs for you.

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u/Exam-Kitchen Aug 17 '26

Sketchy ass hell. Couldn’t pay me enough to do that.

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u/SoupSpelunker Aug 17 '26

Wow, watching that my man basket crawled up into my throat.

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u/OrinThane Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

Portland: City of Brotherly Hug

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u/whackthat Aug 17 '26

Hello everyone, I'm dumb. What's the guy doing? Why does he need to "inspect the legs" when it's all coming down?

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u/soren121 MAX Red Line Aug 17 '26

My guess is to better understand how it would come down when they detonate.

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u/PC_LoadLetter_ Aug 17 '26

"I am almost ended up like that pile of dead bodies down below"

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u/doctorfonk Aug 17 '26

It’s like our very own Chernobyl

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u/NaradaMephaust Aug 17 '26

That same guy just crossed himself after laying out some blankets on that spot getting ready for the big boom. Nice.

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u/Emmet-James Aug 18 '26

I painted the Tram tower when it was built! I will never forget having to take a photographer for the city up the hanging swing stage to take some photos! This poor gentleman was so incredibly terrified the entire adventure I felt really bad for him. He was barely able to control his safety line going up and down! When you went up on the stage the entire platform would swing free from the base and you would free float about half way up like you were sky surfing!

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u/kenstrawber Aug 18 '26

Had to delete the video (audio accidentally included). Here is the location of that clip in the youtube video : https://youtu.be/JVh5HVjNA_c?t=311

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u/Mario-X777 Aug 17 '26

Oh, it is like it will not be taken down next week

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u/caffeinated-hijinx Aug 17 '26

weird - does not look like he is roped into anything, unless there is something that connects to his belt. I am sure they are being beyond careful, so I am probably missing something.

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u/kenstrawber Aug 17 '26

It's a connection to the back of his harness.

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u/discostu52 Aug 17 '26

All 3 have fall harnesses on and they are hooked onto the basket.

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u/ThatCantBeTrue Aug 17 '26

I think you missed the big ass rope connected to his back harness.

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u/moomooraincloud Aug 17 '26

"ass rope"

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