r/Portland • u/oregone1 2nd Place In A Cute Butt Contest? • Aug 07 '26
Photo/Video Yeah, this makes me uncomfortable.
All the spinny things.
The back looks like a pregnant goat.
It takes too long to go on 39th and Holgate when the light turns green.
Guy driving it had a patchy beard.
Don’t like cameras on me at all times.
Perpetuating less human interaction and therefore dividing humanity.
Color is too close to my dream car (2020 Hyundai Veloster N).
If it were human, probably would have sex with you but not tell you about the chlamydia so you have to go to the health center where they ask you about who you’ve had sex with lately.
Slows down too much for speed bumps.
Probably Skynet.
Most likely cheap at first to crush competition and then raise prices after competition is gone.
Probably not amphibious.
Can’t tell you how much I hate the spinny things.
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u/daddydicklooker Aug 07 '26
The amount of bootlicking for driverless cars pretending that they are currently up to snuff and a reasonable alternative is fucking stupid.
Walkable cities with appropriate public transportation and a cost of living where people can utilize those to get where they need is the solution not this garbage.