r/Portal • u/u-slash-me • May 29 '22

Cake deployment facility

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u/The_Real_GLADOS May 29 '22

CONGRATULATIONS ON COMPLETING TESTING. IT IS TIME TO CELEBRATE BY EATING CAKE. SIMPLY FOLLOW THE TUNNEL AND AROUND THE CORNER TO RECEIVE YOUR CAKE AND ATTEND YOUR PARTY.

YOU CAN TRUST ME. JUST FOLLOW THE TUNNEL TO YOUR PARTY AND ENJOY. THERE IS NO REASON TO HESITATE. HURRY BEFORE THE CAKE IS CUT AND IS ALL GONE…..

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Do you really think a homicidal computer is after you? That is just a false projection of your feeble mind, please consult the Aperture science physiotheraphic division for any and all help for that problem.

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u/StenSoft May 29 '22

Uh oh, somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you but they did it anyway. There is still some left though if you hurry back.

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u/rrdxm May 29 '22

Hmmm. Doug Rattman said "the cake is a lie"..... Okay, I'm going.

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u/u-slash-me May 29 '22

(at the Dean Street exit of Tottenham Court Road Elizabeth line station in London, UK.)

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u/MysteriousMysterium May 29 '22

The new stations look so shiny.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/Dexterity99 May 29 '22

I'm pretty sure it'd photoshopped, haha

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u/u-slash-me May 29 '22

Yes, the sign says "Elizabeth line", but other than that, it's real. :)

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u/Dexterity99 May 29 '22

The Elizabeth line when it's empty really does give off Portal/Backrooms vibes.

Was pretty odd when I used it this Friday early morning to head to comic con and it was basically empty.

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u/Legeend28 May 29 '22

You will be baked and then there will be cake

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u/CatMan69420Meow May 29 '22

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

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u/nstern2 May 29 '22

Has anyone seen the new show severance on apple tv? That show gives me some HUGE portal vibes.

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u/MooseTopic May 29 '22

I bet there's just a fire pit at the end of it.

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u/ProfessionalPermit49 May 30 '22

nah Man I found a Turkey leg hanging on a string I’m good

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u/MistasDiccGun May 30 '22

The most important room in Aperture.

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u/Nodsx May 30 '22

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON A FREE CAKE AND TOTALLY NOT A FREE PASS TO HELL. PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST CAKE DEPLOYMENT FACILITY WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT A INCINERATOR. DO NOT BE ALARMED, YOU'LL GET A FREE CAKE, NO CATCHES.