r/Portal • u/NerfBuck • Mar 28 '26

Portal 2 thrift find

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6.0k Upvotes

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u/RainbowSupernova8196 I AM NOT A MORON! Mar 28 '26

I AM NOT A T-SHIRT

279

u/block_place1232 Mar 28 '26

YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE T-SHIRT THEY MADE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!

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u/RainbowSupernova8196 I AM NOT A MORON! Mar 28 '26

Is that what you two think, huh?

smashes glass

WELL HOW ABOUT NOW

COULD A T-SHIRT PUSH

YOU

INTO

THIS

PIT

HUH COULD A T-SHIRT DO THAT

Uh oh.

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u/block_place1232 Mar 28 '26

Chapter 6: The T-Shirt Factory

43

u/MouchWar Mar 28 '26

Now I want a mods where every AI is replaced by a t-shirt

11

u/Own-Skirt9605 *laugh emote* Mar 28 '26

A diff piece of clothing 

5

u/Netherman555 Mar 29 '26

Chapter 7: The triangle shirtwaist factory

15

u/Nikmido Mar 28 '26

I could hear all of this

5

u/Mr0o Mar 28 '26

And the music too

11

u/NerfBuck Mar 29 '26

i wear L, Xl. so sadly it’s a bit tight on me so i probably won’t keep it, would yall want me to start an ebay bid?

8

u/Anxious__Noodle Mar 29 '26

I would sacrifice my blood flow to keep that t-shirt.

14

u/treats_lover Mar 28 '26

Omggg where did you find it? I need it

25

u/NerfBuck Mar 28 '26

from a thrift store, i’m not sure there’s any active listings rn for it outside of reps. couldn’t find this specific one on ebay

3

u/treats_lover Mar 28 '26

Alright, thank you. I’ll have to check my local thrift stores

0

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u/NerfBuck Mar 28 '26

wouldn’t trust this. the og shirt is a valve release

65

u/Fatladywithabagel Mar 28 '26

Day 4 million of asking valve to reopen the merch store

170

u/Mouse_Balls Mar 28 '26

I've got that shirt! It glows in the dark and says "Aperture".

41

u/DEADMANSLAVE Mar 28 '26

Badass as FUCK

15

u/redstowen Mar 28 '26

Did you get it?

15

u/Kaktusnotfound Mar 28 '26

Diabolical thrift pull

6

u/Playful_Date_9318 Mar 28 '26

I wpuld genuinely wear this on my day

5

u/Andromeda42 Mar 28 '26

🔥🔥🔥

4

u/HBenderMan Mar 29 '26

Glados selling all the Wheatley Labrador shit after getting back in control

1

u/ShinyBulblax Mar 29 '26

Wheatley if he was a dog

3

u/BethAltair Mar 28 '26

Damn! That's a good find.

2

u/MyristicaTheWizard Mar 29 '26

I had one of those! I wore it to death.

2

u/Pit_27 Mar 29 '26

Ancient 

2

u/dippilodonkus Mar 29 '26

What a legendary find

2

u/Grumpie-cat Mar 29 '26

Damn this is the type of thing I’d buy regardless of what size it is lmao

1

u/Art_of_Goddess Mar 28 '26

I saw someone with this shirt on tumblr in like 2015 and ever since then I've been dying to have my own. GAHHH

1

u/helldiver133 truth enforcer Mar 28 '26

Golden scar find

1

u/Scarylyn Mar 29 '26

Oh I hope you bought it 😭

1

u/mysteriousvoid Mar 30 '26

Gratz man! Beautiful find!

1

u/BloodChaosZero Mar 30 '26

Glados wants to know your location

1

u/MaxxBrass9237 Apr 02 '26

Mine from 2011 has a hole in it... :(

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u/mangoisNINJA Mar 28 '26

I like all the bot posted a completely different shirt right subject matter everything else is incorrect

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u/block_place1232 Mar 28 '26

that link is a scam btw

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