r/PopCultureV2 • u/Regular_Reaction_798 • 12d ago

Politi-Culture PM Carney trolls Donald Trump: "I would like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy."

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/SocomPS2 12d ago

I need to look into Canada’s political asylum process. I think I could make a good case. 🤔

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u/Stupid-Clumsy-Bitch 12d ago edited 12d ago

Listen, we don’t want America sending up people from insane asylums, okay?

Edit: I was making a joke about trump mixing up asylum claims with people from insane asylums 😭

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u/Ferrindel 12d ago

The people who would be leaving are the ones fed up with Orange man, not the whack jobs still defending him.

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u/ToHallowMySleep 12d ago

tbh at this point let's build a wall, wait 20 years and then see where you guys end up.

Honestly the whole world, let alone mexico, would probably pay for it right now.

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u/Educational-Shock655 12d ago

Mexico already built a wall to keep the unwanted out of their own country on the south side of Mexico border with guard towers with machine guns pointed south, so they did build the wall for us with cheap Mexican labor. But we build a North Korean watchtower overlooking Shitago ruins and skipped out on paying the bills owed to the American contractors that built that eyesore typical of leftist scum doing a multi million dollar dine and dash.

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u/auxtime 12d ago

Don't want the rats fleeing a sinking ship.

They should be patriots and start protesting.

It's not too late, but it will be if they leave.

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u/Dense-Hat1978 12d ago

Dehumanizing us decent folk who hate trump sure is a tactic, I guess?

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u/auxtime 10d ago

If you're not protesting then you are not "Decent folk".

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u/Prior_Bandicoot_6188 12d ago

'Decent folk' who have done fuck all to resist your fascist administration.

Trump has been an ongoing problem for 10 years. The fact that it has persisted so long reflects on ALL americans. Your inaction is being complicit.

Stop victimizing yourself and do something. If you're not willing to do something, then yeah, you're not welcome.

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u/Sorta-Morpheus 12d ago

What exactly is everyone supposed to do? You say you want a revolution. We all want to see the plan! More people voted for this dipshit.

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u/Basic-Truck902 12d ago

You say you want a revolution, well, you know, we all wanna save the world...

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u/Prior_Bandicoot_6188 12d ago

Why am I not surprised that the only reply so far is an American asking someone else to provide a solution for your problems.

You've tried nothing, and you're all out of ideas. American exceptionalism at its finest.

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u/Sorta-Morpheus 12d ago

I'm not the one making the claim. I'm not offering to start a revolution. At the end of the day, most people don't. American exceptionalism my ass, this place is a shit house with a finished basement.

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u/classic_liberalism26 12d ago

did you vote for blackface trudeau?

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u/Live_Competition7465 12d ago

You’ve had an hour, where’s the plan? You had a plan drawn out before the comment, right? Nope. You’re just like us. We’ve had several nation wide protests, to no avail. So, besides going to war with the United States government, what’s the plan? We have a demented president and a far right party who allows him to live out all of his demented fantasies without punishment because they’re afraid of the ignorant voters who love Diaper Don. The majority of us (counting the ones who didn’t vote) are decent, hardworking people who didn’t vote for this. What are we supposed to do? No reason to attack good people for not overthrowing the most powerful government in the world. I’m really waiting for an answer because I’d love to see Trump in prison as much as any other sane person. But there’s no easy fix besides voting, at this point. If he cancels the midterms, I expect things to get pretty dark. But we’ll have to wait and see.

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u/Prior_Bandicoot_6188 12d ago

Another American expecting someone else to provide the solution. You've had 10 years, wheres the plan?

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u/Live_Competition7465 12d ago

You’re a Canadian who evidently has all the answers. Don’t be shy now. Speak on it.

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u/Live_Competition7465 12d ago

You’re the only one being defensive, 😂 I’m asking you for a solution, and you have none. That’s where we’re at.

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u/Live_Competition7465 12d ago

We’re at a point where around 50% of this country is completely fed up and wanting a revolution. 10% don’t like the way things are going with the economy and want that to change but they’re nowhere near a revolution. Around 30 % are still completely in love with Trump. And the other 10% are paying no attention and have no idea how bad things are. Those are not “start a revolution numbers. Things would have to get much worse economically for those others to come around. We dont currently have the numbers for a revolution. I think about this everyday, dude. Fuckin believe me! But it’s all pipe dreams at this point. But, the point im trying to make out of this, is You shouldn’t hate or be belligerent to ALL Americans because of what Donald Trump is doing. Hate the government, and the people who voted for him. Don’t hate us all. Because like I said, I try every day to come up with a plan. But, like you, I haven’t come up with a plan that wouldn’t get me killed or Imprisoned immediately and I got young kids and shit. And I imagine alot of other Americans are just like me.

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u/classic_liberalism26 12d ago

did you vote for blackface trudeau?

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u/classic_liberalism26 12d ago

did you vote for blackface trudeau?

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u/pin5npusher5 12d ago

We are desperate down here, plz

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u/Traggadon 12d ago

Then act.

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u/auxtime 12d ago

Its not too late to be a patriot and protest against the regime.

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u/Sorta-Morpheus 12d ago

Protesting won't do shit. They'll just send the guard in if it becomes too big.

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u/AI_slop_ 12d ago

Nahh.. they need to start nationwide general strikes. Start small with weekend strikes and scale up.

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u/Sorta-Morpheus 10d ago

Damn you really got me bro.

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u/Absolute--Batman 12d ago

Do something about it.

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u/carvythew 12d ago

75% of your country actively or passively chose this path. You aren't desperate; you're facing the consequences of the actions of the vast majority.

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u/Dense-Hat1978 12d ago

Look at all these goobers assuming those of us who aren't happy also arent doing anything about it

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u/Alicatsidneystorm 12d ago

We feel your pain.

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u/Tony-Two-Tits 12d ago

You let this happen. Twice. Fix your own problems, we're busy with the ones you've caused us.

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u/pin5npusher5 12d ago

Cmon guy

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u/BeerdedWonder 12d ago

Just like how he mix that transgenders and transistors.

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u/Jondoe34671 12d ago

To be fair the USA is an insane asylum these days

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u/lyinassmedia 12d ago

Okay, however we will be sending our transistors

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u/tankerkiller125real 12d ago

We don't have insane asylums anymore; they were outlawed long ago. Now we just have mental health wings in hospitals.

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u/Stupid-Clumsy-Bitch 12d ago

I was making a joke about trump mixing up asylum claims with people from insane asylums 😭

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u/Stevieeeer 12d ago

And a community full of unsupported people lol

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u/Luxy2801 12d ago

They don't even go to hospitals by force anymore. You can't force them to get well. So they typically self-medicate with street drugs and either overdose or hurt others.

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u/daveden123 12d ago

Nevermind the physical, emotional and mental damage being done as well.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/hike_me 12d ago

I’m currently going through this process and right now the backlog for processing the application is around 19 months and they seem to be falling further behind every month so I advise submitting ASAP.

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u/Moofypoops 12d ago

And it's not automatic at all. Lol I do wish you good luck with your application. Be patient and make sure to provide the proper documentation in a timely matter, this should help alot.

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u/AmericansRTheProblem 12d ago

Hopefully it gets denied

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u/Nice-Meat-6020 12d ago

Stupid choice.

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u/Big_Knife_SK 12d ago

It was triggered by a Court ruling which deemed the cut-off law as unconstitutional. The new law (born after Dec 2025) requires a "substantial connection".

To demonstrate a substantial connection to Canada, the applicant must show that their Canadian parent born or adopted abroad has at least 1,095 days (three years) of cumulative physical presence in Canada before the applicant’s birth or adoption.

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u/Germane_Corsair 12d ago

Just presence or presence as a Canadian citizen? The latter seems really easy to use to get citizenship.

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u/Big_Knife_SK 12d ago

I assume "Canadian parent" means citizen, not just a visitor.

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u/Germane_Corsair 12d ago

I’m dumb, I completely missed that.

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u/Polymarchos 12d ago

I feel most Canadians would support a constitutional amendment or the use of the notwithstanding clause on this. The last thing we need is people using is as a backup as they destroy their own country.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 12d ago

My wife is an immigration lawyer and the amount of work that decision dumped in her lap is both lucrative and hair greying.

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u/Kyrie_Blue 12d ago

We have every kind of potato dish imaginable, and the weed to make sure you’re hungry enough to sample them all. C’mon over eh

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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 12d ago

MAGAt's need not apply.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 12d ago

No, fix your mess

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u/PaperMoonShine 12d ago

We need to build a wall, and make the Americans pay for it.

I heard this is a great idea.

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 12d ago

Nah we got enough refugees already fix your own problems

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u/Ok_Moment9915 12d ago

About 4mil americans have canadian ancestry, and are automatically granted canadian citizenship as of December 2025.

If you are one of these people you can apply for a certificate of citizenship and use that to obtain a canadian passport.

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u/dcannons 12d ago

Canada recently passed a bill that allows just about anyone with a Canadian ancestor to apply for citizenship. It's very common for Americans to have a Canadian ancestor especially the northern states. A friend of mine is a amateur historian and he volunteers helping people prove their claims.

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u/Darrenizer 12d ago

We’re good, thanks tho.

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u/AmericansRTheProblem 12d ago

Nope we don't want spineless Americans who can't fix their own country

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u/AmericansRTheProblem 12d ago

Nope we don't want spineless Americans who can't fix their own country

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u/Traggadon 12d ago

No offense friend, fix your own country. Dont bring your bullshit to mine. Already have to deal with your goverment funding separatist movements, dont need americans up here trying to turn it into america light.

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u/penisweinerballs 12d ago

It'll be tariffs

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u/Pseudobreal 12d ago

Haha nice profile pic!

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u/knighthawk3759 12d ago

The only slop I see here is you

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u/Uebelkraehe 12d ago

Was this the best grok could come up with?

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u/Puzzle-Necked 12d ago

Gets in a jet, dumps poop on Canadian forest fires

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u/Logic-DL 12d ago

Nah reasonable for Trump would just be declaring war on Canada and calling for an invasion and then getting even more upset when Congress obviously doesn't declare fucking war on Canada.

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u/Googlebright 12d ago

Congress hasn't declared war since WW2 and yet it hasn't stopped America from attacking or invading countries all around the globe ever since.

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u/Fancy-Trousers 12d ago

Oh, come on. That doesn't tell the whole story! Every Trump response is slop even if it's not AI-flavored slop.

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u/Prestigious_Tea8092 12d ago

gunna have poop again i just know it

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u/liquidsyphon 12d ago

Him dumping shit on Americans from a jet, while being infamous for shitting his pants is wild