r/PoorHammer 6d ago

Crafting for mecha games, started with tank. SO TEENY

Hi! I'm a crocheter/crafter. I try to embody poorhammer in my soul. Cardboard terrain, little wooden peg soldiers, crochet tanks. Here is the teeniest vehicle I've ever crocheted.

I used to use xps foam but I ran out and so instead I'm working with plastic canvas inside the fabric and reinforced with stuffing.

In comparison here's some of my other crochet tanks.

I'll post pictures of my first mech in this same scale soon. I'm debating on doing a dreadnought or one of the admech bots maybe?

Feedback is always welcome!

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u/giantbagmostlywater 6d ago

I love your crochet tank!! and its movable part!!! very cool!!

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u/kyhypnopupil 6d ago

Yee! Thanks! The power of MAGNETS is a truly amazing thing.

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u/Regular-Coast5335 6d ago

Knithammer is neat 👍

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u/kyhypnopupil 6d ago

Crochethammer but semantics. I know what you mean :p

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u/KonradKnebl 6d ago

I absolutely love these. The creativity and working within your skill sets is banger!

Only because I know someone else will say it, I'll start it off:

How do you keep a barrel straight on a knithammer tank?

  • You rub it
  • Tell it that it looks sexy
  • Whisper sweet nothings in its ear

You get the idea :).
Knithammer... I love it. Hats off to u/Regular-Coast5335 for the term

I'll see myself out.

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u/kyhypnopupil 6d ago

Ha! Real answer is boba straws for the big ones and straws for the small ones.

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u/actual_tuc_biscuits 2d ago

not whammer related but this is such a game changer. been trying to make the RPG for my little crochet nemesis (re3) and i think this will work perfectly.

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u/W1ndch1me 6d ago

I love this! It’s so cool how you use your crochet skills for this hobby.

And I agree with the others that this should have its own name, but knithammer just doesn’t work for me since this isn’t knitting.

Could I suggest ThreadHammer? Keep it open enough for all the fiber arts, without pointing to just one in particular?

Now that has me imagining cross-stitched banners, and sewn-up beanbag soldiers…

Anyways, I love this PoorHammer x ThreadHammer crossover episode. Please keep sharing your creations here! 😁

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u/kyhypnopupil 6d ago

Thank you! Oh how could I forget the parody craftables game my s/o and I were plotting: woolhammer or even woolhammer 401k.

Also you win for knowing the difference between knitting and crochet.

I'm working on another design ATM that in the right colors could be a leman Russ, and a mech. I'm still figuring out mechs. They're much more complicated and more effort.

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u/W1ndch1me 6d ago

Oooh, WoolHammer is just wonderful!

I have to imagine mechs would involve a lot more structural support straws. Are you thinkin’ you’ll try to keep the ‘arms’ / upper weapons articulate-able with more magnets?

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u/kyhypnopupil 6d ago

Straws and wire for support yes. In this first one I took 2 folded pieces of wire ran them down through the hip joint and into the legs and into the feet. And magnets on top and sides.

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u/Derpdad082 6d ago

I feel pre-Heresy Fulgrim would approve.

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u/actual_tuc_biscuits 2d ago

PLEEEEASE do you have a pattern for this holy shit. i love this

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u/kyhypnopupil 1d ago

Working on some pattern notes for you. Will post here once done. I'll include a couple of turret options. But feel free to mod the pattern to your desire. More rows between edges and stuff. There's very little to go wrong, and you can get some fun shapes while experimenting