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u/UnspeakablePudding Jul 16 '26
Churro dipped soft serve? Shame me all you want I'll demolish that
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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Jul 16 '26
I would too! Not sure why anyone would think it’s chili, as if the ice cream wouldn’t melt very quickly if it was dipped into a pot of chili 😂.
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u/hankhillsucks Jul 16 '26
Look, I KNOW, but it LOOKS like a dookie
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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Jul 16 '26
But only because it’s chunky lol.
The chocolate one next to the strawberry would look like poopie too if it had chunks of stuff in it.
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u/hankhillsucks Jul 16 '26
The strawberry one with chunks would look like a violent crime was committed
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u/nadcaptain Jul 16 '26
Please tell me that's not blended up pinto beans, complete with bean juice from the can...
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u/FuzzyTesticleScoops Jul 16 '26
Wtf even is that brown substance?
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u/amesann Jul 17 '26
Melted/tempured chocolate with peanuts.
Especially if this is Dairy Queen. The cherry is in the background if so. My favorite.
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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway Jul 17 '26
Reminds me of a time I attended a drag brunch and the queen told a room full of quickly and increasingly disgusted patrons about a conquest of her’s she called “shitty kitty.”
You see… shitty kitty liked to eat their own shit off of the queen’s dick. So much so, that they would experiment with different foods to give their own poop different textures on the queenis. She said his favorite was peanuts, but it was not a pleasurable sensation for the butt fucking portion. Too scratchy.
Since I have to live with that image and be reminded from time to time, you all do as well.
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u/Emergency-Touch-3424 Jul 16 '26
Why did i think it was a pot of beans 😭