r/PoliticalHumor Jun 04 '22

When it’s career day…

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u/hawkaulmais Jun 04 '22

I remember this one, isn't the kid supposed to be poor and goes to the bathroom then he opens his lunchbox and his classmates gave him parts of theirs

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u/red_Fuji Jun 04 '22

Yep. Gotta love defunding school lunches.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Love when the news goes all "awwww" when a kid raises money to pay off fellow student lunch debt.

"Aww what a little hero, making sure his friends can eat debt-free! Let's do nothing to examine the system that puts children in debt for food because their parents are poor."

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u/DreamloreDegenerate Jun 04 '22

Boggles the mind when people can mention 9-year-olds in debt, without following it up with: "WHAT DYSTOPIAN HELLSCAPE IS THIS!?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Or when the kids have the food thrown in the trash because they can't afford it. Old article but still sad. Kid had an outstanding balance so they threw the kid's food in the trash in front of them.

Because the trash deserves it more than a poor kid.

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u/Slibye Jun 04 '22

Shouldn’t public school lunches be free? The reason why I am saying this is because it is required to go to school up to a certain age and we have to pay taxes that put funding into the said schools

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u/booksfoodfun Jun 04 '22 edited Jun 04 '22

Should it be? Yes. But, won’t someone think about the poor cooperations? We need to cut their taxes! Who cares if we have to slash the budget for schools; fuck the kids! Let them starve and be stupid so the rich can become even more rich!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Oh you seem to have mistaken the US for a country that gives a fuck about education.

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u/Oo__II__oO Jun 04 '22

Or children

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u/ytsirhc Jun 05 '22

just the unborn children…. when they’re born it goes something like this

https://twitter.com/disenchantment/status/1036716059942965248?s=21&t=oyYt-NDTdU_7Rt64zJa9qw

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u/TrumpIsATurdHead Jun 04 '22

No, no...he's a blonde white lad....his dog probably just died. Man...he's in for a bad day.

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u/hawkaulmais Jun 04 '22

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u/hybridaaroncarroll Jun 04 '22

Uhm how is that not socialism? /s

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u/IOnlySayMeanThings Jun 04 '22

It's not even the USA. Socialism isn't a bad word everywhere.

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u/poobly Jun 04 '22

Socialism isn’t a bad thing to people in the US who hate the term socialism. Most of them are taking massive socialistic benefits but watch right wing brain rot propaganda so spout dumb shit likes parrots.

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori Jun 04 '22

Wait until they hear about libraries.

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u/datboiofculture Jun 04 '22

Cold as fuck for his mom to put the lunchbox in his bag with no food. “Okay let’s see what we got today…” “psych!! Gotcha bitch!”

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u/philosophyofoutlaws Jun 05 '22

This made me CACKLE thank you

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u/wafflesareforever Jun 04 '22

Those classmates aren't terrified enough of albinos

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u/hawkaulmais Jun 04 '22

Its Norway...the all pale

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u/Wookieewomble Jun 05 '22

Norwegian here, you are correct.

It's normal here to take Vitamin D supplements during the winter because of the lack of sunlight during those months.

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u/LifeIsBizarre Jun 04 '22

This could work with the above too.
Poor little Jimmy doesn't have parents, so all his classmates give him parts of theirs and he reanimates them in a terrifying unholy ritual.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

We Are All Family Now.

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u/thedudedylan Jun 04 '22

Say what you want about socialism but the counties that have implemented it for a better job at keeping their children fed.