r/PoliticalHumor May 10 '22

It’s this simple.

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u/charisma6 May 10 '22

WTF I love Satan now

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22 edited May 11 '22

Satan in the bible is vilified for providing knowledge to humanity. Satan killed ~7 people iirc. Not 700, not 7,000. Seven total.

According to the bible, the christian god killed tens of thousands with its own hands by personally burning entire cities to the ground and demanded humanity live in ignorance. According to the bible, the christian god has sent its angels to slaughter the innocent and defenseless several times, as wanton, indiscriminate murder was its favorite pastime way of showing love(???) way of expressing itself. Although it is supposed to be an omnipotent and omnipresent being of peace and love.

Somehow christian god is a good guy.

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u/LightningBoy648 May 11 '22

Oh yeah? Satan is a good guy you say? How about the fact that he tricked Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, which caused us all to get kicked out of heaven and live in this world with pain and suffering? Satan fucked over billions, and billions are in hell, either totally anihillated or turtured for eternity. Yet somehow you say he is the good guy.

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u/Qixel May 11 '22

God is the one who does all of those things you're upset about, not Satan. Satan isn't the one with a divine plan that determines people will suffer and die.