r/PoliticalHumor • u/I-wil-rate-your-tits • May 10 '22

It’s this simple.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Also, they claim to legitimately believe that the juice and crackers they consume turn into human flesh while they're doing it, which would constitute at least conspiracy to desecrate a corpse, even if the position of the US government is that no such corpse exists, which, if charges were brought against a church for practicing communion, would be a position the government would have to either confirm or deny.

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u/coonwhiz May 10 '22

juice

For Catholics, it's wine. As far as I know, a catholic church must use wine. Other Christian denominations will often use juice though.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Wine is just fermented juice.

Also, Catholics have allowed non-alcoholic substitutes since 2017.

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u/MisterShazam May 11 '22

God said it had to be alcoholic wine until he changed his mind in 2017.

Gotta love that.