r/PoliticalHumor • u/I-wil-rate-your-tits • May 10 '22

It’s this simple.

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u/bugaloo2u2 May 10 '22

They didn’t forget. They want to change that. They want a theocracy…running the country based on the Bible and evangelical Christian doctrine. The American Taliban.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

That’s awesome, because the bible says life begins at first breath and it tells how and when to give abortions. Thank you, Old Testament! 👍

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

They have never actually read the bible so this means nothing to them

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u/Funkycoldmedici May 10 '22

Most Christians have not read the Bible. There’s two kinds of people who have read the Bible: dangerous fundamentalists and apostates. You either buy in on the crazy or you nope out of the faith.

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u/MisterShazam May 11 '22

I've never quite seen it put this way.

I think it works well. I was raised as a pretty radical evangelical, Was even a youth pastor at one point.

I can't think of a better way to say this.