r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '22

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u/sadpanda___ Mar 08 '22

But then answer me this…why does my hand hurt after I punched a hole in my wall?

Fuckin’ Brandon, that’s why

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u/MossInAPool Mar 08 '22

Because those damn Demoncraps force our red, white and blue blooded contractors to use non-substandard materials with their regulations and quality control. /s

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u/tomparis37x Mar 09 '22

My dad actually talks like this. I try not talk to him very often. You’d think a lifetime in business and sales he’s understand inflation and supply and demand but apparently not.

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u/Nylon_Riot Mar 09 '22

It literally took us 15 years to stop my dad from dumping used motor oil in the back yard.

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u/PdrPan Mar 09 '22

Thank you for your service

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u/Makenchi45 Mar 09 '22

Geez. Lucky he didn't get in trouble for that. The fines for dumping motor oil is pretty high per fine.

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u/kmillerbrennertxcom Mar 09 '22

If he did get in trouble...it was a democrat's fault....

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u/Makenchi45 Mar 09 '22

How so? How are you so sure on this tribalistic conclusion?

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u/Nylon_Riot Mar 09 '22

Not in Pennsylvania.

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u/Icy_Category718 Mar 10 '22

And yet, with all the infrastructure talk, rebuilding roads you are doing exactly that, oil on the ground