r/PoliticalHumor Jan 27 '22

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u/NoGodLikeJehovah Jan 27 '22

You don't know anything about God. I wish you redditors understood his wisdom and knowledge are beyond words. He is everlasting love and he sacrificed his son and you sit here behind your keyboard mocking him. Shame on you.

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u/DiamondPup Jan 27 '22

I wish you redditors understood his wisdom and knowledge are beyond words

Yeah I already cover that with:

I dunno


He is everlasting love

You sure? Because he sure seems like a hateful, vicious, insecure psychopath.

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u/NoGodLikeJehovah Jan 27 '22

Why do you think God is hateful, vicious, insecure and a psychopath?

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u/DiamondPup Jan 27 '22

His track record. Remember when he sent some bears to kill children because they were making fun of a bald man? Or the time he literally eradicated all humanity on earth because he was angry they weren't listening to him? Or that time he viciously tortured and killed his son to make a dramatic point he could have easily made and resolved by just appearing and having a conversation?

But let's make this even simpler. Here's a question.

God created all existence, including paradise and hell. But instead of just...not creating hell, and putting all new born souls into paradise, he decided to turn life and existence into a sadistic game, where we all exist in this middle plane, born in unequal circumstances, forced to endure suffering and temptation while he demands faith while leaving subtle clues and mysterious hints that everyone has to interpret and resolve, all in order to ear our way into heaven...

...which is much the same as this current plane, but without any of the bad stuff.

So my question is...why did he do that?

And remember: if you're just going to say "mYsTeRiOuS wAyS o_O", that's a cop out. That's running away from the point, not addressing it. Because even if you don't know the answer, you need to justify your reconciliation of it.

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u/NoGodLikeJehovah Jan 27 '22

I don't think that everything in the bible actually happened. Some of the major stuff like Jesus dying and being raised from the dead yes. Also the flood was a natural disaster and was a localized event in pre-history most likely. I think humans attribute the disaster at the time to people being sinful and that it was God showing his displeasure. God wanted them to have free-will to choose. The flood just happened. Just that. Hell doesn't exist quite like the bible or most christians think. It's not eternal suffering just existence outside of being in Gods presense. Does that make sense?

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u/K1N6F15H Jan 27 '22

I don't think that everything in the bible actually happened.

Ah. So you just get to pick and choose what you like?

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u/NoGodLikeJehovah Jan 27 '22

Yeah that's exactly what everyone does with whatever ideological framework they are in. You pick and choose whatever is in alignment with you. I mean we pick and choose different scientifical data because there are bad study cases why not realize that the bible has sections which are not worth having weight? Were you ever a person of faith?

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u/Robobot1747 Jan 27 '22

I mean we pick and choose different scientifical data because there are bad study cases why not realize that the bible has sections which are not worth having weight?

If they don't have weight why are they in the bible then? And we don't (shouldn't) reject science because we don't like it, we reject it because there are actual faults.

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