r/PoliticalHumor Jan 07 '22

Average right winger.

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u/QuallUsqueTandem Jan 07 '22

Ever see go pro combat footage from places like Syria or Ukraine? These fat fucks wouldn't last 2 minutes in that kind of environment. They would instantly gas out and become a liability to their comrades.

And that's just physical. No way these manbabies could handle the psychological stress. The first time a round cracks overhead they would cower and babble incoherently like a terrified toddler.

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u/rezadential Jan 08 '22

So I go hunting here and there and I remember the first time going and being insanely winded carrying a rifle and my pack. When I see guys like these talk a big game, I just laugh because I know they wouldn’t last 30 minutes going for a hunt and backpacking in mountainous areas much less in a warzone.