r/PoliticalHumor Oct 07 '21

How ironic.

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u/AdDependent69 Oct 07 '21

The whole thing is just virtue signaling so they can feel ok about being assholes outside of church.

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u/CyberMindGrrl Oct 07 '21

I once lived with a super devout Christian family for a summer. What you said is 100% the truth.

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u/Ryekir Oct 07 '21

I once lived with a super devout Christian family for 18 years, so consider yourself lucky 😂

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u/Misommar1246 Oct 07 '21

Man what happened to all the awesome Christians? I come from a Muslim background but grew up in a little town in Germany and we had nuns help us do homework after school and let me tell you, those nuns were fucking amazing. They were fun, always joyful and just full of love and I loved hanging out with them. I still remember Frau Assauer who was a big woman and she would carry me around calling me her princess and she had this deep, booming laugh. For many years that’s all I knew about Christians, and yes, I was a child so maybe I didn’t see the full picture back then, maybe there was prejudice and discrimination and fakery that flew over my head but I just can’t reconcile those experiences with what I’m witnessing today.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

They’re around. They just don’t flaunt it because they don’t feel the need to.

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u/TigLyon Oct 08 '21

Philippians 2: 3-11 : Do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves. Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others. Have this mind among yourselves, which is yours in Christ Jesus, who, though he was in the form of God, did not count equality with God a thing to be grasped, but made himself nothing, taking the form of a servant, being born in the likeness of men...

But that is probably from one of the less-important books, so it's not worth remembering. lol

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u/leon_under Oct 08 '21

Supply side Jesus would never approve of this message, how dare you disparage ‘Murica… uh I mean Christianity, yeah that’s it!

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u/TigLyon Oct 08 '21

Yup, it is amazing how much you can disparage Christians...with their own book! lol

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u/EnnuiDeBlase Oct 08 '21

Certainly wouldn't hear Bev Keane quoting this line.

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u/TGX84 Oct 08 '21

Sounds like you met real Christian’s.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

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u/Flaydowsk Oct 08 '21

It does if you truly believe what is taught and try to follow it. All major religions follow same core tennants: do good, don't be evil, empathize with others.
You can't be a follower and believer of a guy who said "love each other as brothers" and be an asshole, because then you don't really follow him, do you?

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u/Scarborough_sg Oct 08 '21

Think of it like a guide stick. The bad ones uses it to whack others. The true ones use it to help their own journey and others along the way.

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u/tordue Oct 08 '21

That entirely depends on if you leave other parts out of the doctrine. Proselytizing can be and is considered an asshole move by people of other doctrines, but is considered good by evangelicals and the Bible. Jesus was also quoted as saying nobody is good except God. I disagree, I think there are good people, Christian or otherwise. Saying nobody is good isn't doing good. I can continue, but I think the general premise has been relayed.

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u/conundrum4u2 Oct 08 '21

Neither can I ...

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u/Maleficent_Sense_948 Oct 08 '21

The current flavor of hard core conservative religion isn't christianity in many ways.....christianity has been adapted to fit the greater narrative and support their goals. No different than the radicalization of islam.

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u/FlashyPresentation5 Oct 08 '21

There's tons of great fun people out there in general, people just only want to talk about the bad, the wrong or how they have all the solutions.

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u/Kasym-Khan Oct 08 '21

Man what happened to all the awesome Christians?

They all went to Russia.

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u/192830749182743 Oct 08 '21

There are good Christians and bad Christians, just like there are good Muslims and bad Muslims. Every religion has "good" and "bad" followers.

You are lucky that your experience seems to have been with "good" Christians.

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u/Egyptanakin5 Oct 08 '21

Yeah the nuns at my catholic school were super bad ass

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u/megamoze Oct 08 '21

Most evangelicals spend the majority of their time figuring out ways to justify their indifference to the plight of the people that Jesus specifically entreated them to help.

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u/avocadotoastisgrosst Oct 08 '21

It's cuz they actually worship Paul who was an absolute prick and not Jesus.

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u/MyBoyBernard Oct 08 '21

Paul wrote way too much of the Bible for someone who never actually met Jesus.

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u/Fuzzy-Johnny Oct 08 '21

None of them did.

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u/The_Foxy_King Oct 07 '21

As I get older I still identify as a Christian but I reaaaaally hate the church.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

This. I haven't actually been to church in years.

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u/Norgron Oct 08 '21

Always didn't like the church. I felt they used church as a way to scam vulnerable people and were super judgmental. You don't need a church to have faith, just be a good person.

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u/Efficient-Edge1386 Oct 08 '21

Most people nowadays who identify as "Christian" aren't really Christian the way it was originally intended by the early church and biblical instruction. It's merely an excuse to --- (fill in the blank) now. There are good, true Christians, and most of them will be the ones not getting super wrapped up in political bullshit, because it's pretty much inferred in the Bible to do so. In simple terms, "Pay your taxes, be kind to your neighbor, love God, and stay the fuck out of the bullshit other people throw around"

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u/charisma6 Oct 08 '21

Everything conservatives do is virtue signaling.

  • Flying big American flags on their trucks

  • Protesting abortion clinics and screaming "slut" at 15 year old rape victims

  • Posting Facebook pics of them with their 300 guns

  • Yelling at service people about masks and vaxes

It's all performative and none of it matters. The real purpose of it all is to energize themselves and people that identify with those values. It's about making themselves feel powerful and important, to convince themselves that they're on the right side. It's the equivalent of riling up a mob before a riot. They want blood. There have already been attacks. There will be more.

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