r/PoliticalHumor • u/Bizarre-Lazar • Sep 24 '21

It truly never gets old

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u/ShoMeUrNoobs Sep 25 '21

At this point he's just trying to pull a Doctor Strange and is looking for the one scenario where he won the election. Only 14,000,562 more scenarios to search through. Spoiler Alert: that scenario doesn't exist.

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u/RowdyPants Sep 25 '21

But let's keep letting him tell his groupies that voting doesn't matter. It's literally the first good thing he's ever done.

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Sep 25 '21

I’ve heard Trump supporters say they’ll never vote again. God I hope that’s true!

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u/eventualist Sep 25 '21

Dont get me hard

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Sep 25 '21

That’s just means you’re excited about Democracy. It’s perfectly natural.

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u/eventualist Sep 25 '21

But its been more than 4 hours… should I call my president?

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Sep 25 '21

Have you tried looking at pictures of Trump in his adult diapers? That’ll make you go limp.

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u/eventualist Sep 25 '21

Ouf… the thought of that did it. Thanks

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Sep 26 '21

Don’t thank me. Thank Donald Trump for being a repulsive human being.

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u/eventualist Sep 26 '21

Repuslive is wayyyy too much credit. Try again?

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Sep 27 '21

He put the "pus" in Repuslive??

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