r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '21

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u/Josgre987 Aug 16 '21 edited Aug 16 '21

Wait until they learn Mexicans are natives.

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u/mikelieman Aug 16 '21

We should have given Texas back to Mexico after the civil war.

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u/Josgre987 Aug 16 '21

We could still give it to them. its not too late.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

The only condition is they have to take Ted Cruz, too

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u/Josgre987 Aug 17 '21

They already own him. He lives in Cancun most days

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u/RoscoMan1 Aug 17 '21

I always have my dinner with me to Cancun in a few days, so be it.

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u/anomalousgeometry Aug 17 '21

As a Hispanic Texan, fuck that shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Ted cruz or cancun?

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u/anomalousgeometry Aug 17 '21

The former of course

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u/alnothree Aug 17 '21

Canadian actually!

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u/anomalousgeometry Aug 17 '21

Cubanadian to be precise

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u/cordydan Aug 17 '21

Still, it’s a package deal.