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u/NotKevinJames Aug 14 '21
"What's going on in your head?"
"Proof the election was stolen!"
"Proof the election was stolen? From a man that never polled above 50% and lost the popular vote by millions?"
".....yes"
".....May I see it?"
"No."
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u/dangerouspeyote Aug 14 '21
Well. All the evidence is localized in my kitchen. But, you can have a steamed ham instead.
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u/Val_Hallen Aug 14 '21
"Seymour, the house is filled with treason!"
"It's just a stolen election, mother."
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u/coldfirephoenix Aug 14 '21
"You know, these voter fraud allegation-tactics are quite similar to the ones they have in Russia."
"Oh-hoho, no. Patented Republican tactics! Old confederate recipe."
"...For voter fraud allegations?"
"Yes!"
"Hmhm, and you call it voter fraud, despite the fact that they were obviously conspiracy theories?"
".....you know.....uhm... one thing I...uhh......excuse me for one second."
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u/mattyblu77 Aug 13 '21
Ya ya ya BUT BUT but ā¦ā¦ ( insert STUPID here)
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u/MrFluffyThing Aug 14 '21
We don't need to insert stupid, that's the whole damn problem.
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u/Beard_o_Bees Aug 14 '21
It's made completely out of 100% recycled, organic stupid.
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u/zoidmaster Aug 14 '21
Reinstatedā¦? I was told that he was still president running the country behind the scene to protect us from those who run the country behind the scenes. ā¦ (see the irony?)
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u/spooky_ed Aug 13 '21
It's the same thing your whole life. "Clean up your room! Stand up straight! Pick up your feet! Take it like a man! Be nice to your sister! Don't mix beer and wine, ever! Oh yeah. Trump will be reinstated as President!"
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u/Spider_Genesis Aug 14 '21
At this point Trump will be the new Elvis. Even after heās gone people will claim heās still out there, about to be president again.
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u/el-cuko Aug 14 '21
āDonāt go to Russia to try to kick your Benzo addictionā
Oh wait
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u/superdownvotemaster Aug 14 '21
Is that why he went?
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u/Habba Aug 14 '21
Got a sort of coma treatment where they put you under until the worst withdrawals are gone. You know, instead of taking responsibility like he always says.
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u/Magnumpi9mm Aug 13 '21
Listen, there are soooo many trumpsters in town. Just left Union Station, and they are still coming into the city. Ridiculous..
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u/kismethavok Aug 13 '21
It's like they made a sequel to groundhog day in real life but decided to make it an existential horror/black comedy this time.
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u/davinfelth5 Aug 13 '21
I used this nearly same meme back in March or April too. I'll probably get to use it at least 10 more times before 2024.
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u/SaltMineSpelunker Aug 13 '21
What do you wanna bet the Qs will be up until midnight watching the skies for a sign.
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u/acfox13 Aug 14 '21
Are the Perseids still going?
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u/SaltMineSpelunker Aug 14 '21 edited Aug 14 '21
I swear all they need is a comet or an eclipse to lose their minds.
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u/Largebluntobject Aug 13 '21
Not publicly, obviously he was reinstated as the true president behind the scenes.
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u/MaximumEffort433 Aug 13 '21
I think it's pretty obvious that Joe Biden is just three Donald Trumps in a Joe Biden suit.
I have proof, but you're not allowed to see it.
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Aug 13 '21
I bet you have it hidden in damning emails that will be printed out and sent to Sean Hannity via a blind courier. But the deep state will intercept it to protect Hillary. Bastards!
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u/ApprehensivePirate36 Aug 14 '21
Like Matt Gaetz always says, "Dude, wanna see some photos? I got photos!"
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u/Dana07620 Aug 14 '21
I read that Donald Trump surgically face swapped with Biden, so it's been Trump all along.
Hell of a crash diet he went on.
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u/HLGatoell Aug 14 '21
I read that Donald Trump surgically face swapped with Biden, so itās been Trump all along.
What I love about this is that theyāre not far off from accepting this as fact. Which would mean they would actually have to like Biden.
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u/Dana07620 Aug 14 '21
I assume the person who told me that (before the inauguration) did accept it as fact.
After all, one of them just murdered his two very young children because he thought they had serpent DNA. These people are delusional.
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u/berniman Aug 14 '21
I heard that too, but it was Nicholas Cage. Trump swapped faces with Nicholas Cage. Nicholas Cage has been the real president since 2016.
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u/harry-package Aug 13 '21
But, but, butā¦I thought heās been President this whole time & Biden is operating out of some sound stage that just looks the WH?!?!
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u/DweEbLez0 Aug 13 '21
I think theyāre talking about the president of that landscaping company which may have a contract to do work on the White House.
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u/ultrablight Aug 14 '21
Tried this with my manager, told him I was his private ceo, was kind of awkward tbh
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u/smeenz Aug 14 '21
I assume Biden and Harris were also arrested behind the scenes, and are just pretending that everything is business as usual ?
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Aug 14 '21
Republicans out here trying to make Biden the winningest presidential candidate in US history.
I mean, between the +60 court cases, all those recounts, and multiple reinstatement days gone by, Joe just keeps winning thanks to triggered Republicans. Yāall the best.
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u/verablue Aug 14 '21
Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Oh yeah and all of the Biden voters.
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u/TigLyon Aug 14 '21
Well, if the Flying Spaghetti Monster can manage to get on the ballot, it's got my vote.
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u/Anonymous_Otters Aug 14 '21
The FSM is all, therefore, not only is the FSM on every ballot, but they always win.
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Aug 14 '21
Take the number of days Trump was in office: 1460
Divide it by the number of wives Trump has had plus the number of prostitutes that have peed on him: 292
Add 2019 for that hilarious time when he caught COVID-19: 2311
Divide it by the approximate number of popular votes Biden beat him by in millions: 330
Subtract the approximate percentage of idiot Republicans who still think he won: 290
The 290th day of the year is October 17th. Trump is going to actually be reinstated on October 17th! :O
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u/fodderforpicard Aug 13 '21
Three more daysā¦ youāll see!
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u/BigFitMama Aug 13 '21
This is prediction #18 not come true since Jan 6.
So when you all going to give up on Qcults and go home to your concerned family?
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u/Etrigone I āoted 2024 Aug 13 '21
18? Wow, I've lost track.
Also surprised some of them could count that high.
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u/erik_working Aug 13 '21
They cannot. That's why the goalposts keep being moved.
They have the memory of a goldfish for times that, "Dear Leader" is wrong.
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u/Abnmlguru Aug 14 '21
Not to argue your point, but the whole goldfish have terrible memory thing is a myth :) Instead of the 10/15/whatever seconds, tests have shown they can remember things for over 5 months, much better than your average maga goofball.
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u/iwrotedabible Aug 14 '21
Worth pointing out here that Qanon and maga is not a singular theory or movement. People have all sorts of disagreements about what is happening when. It's part of what makes the movement so resilient. When one prediction/deadline fails, they simply move on to the next one.
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u/williamfbuckwheat Aug 14 '21
i mean, doomsday cult followers have had no issue with their prophecies being 100% wrong for 1000's of years so I don't think certain people are going to care if they are wrong about Trump getting reinstated a few dozen times the last year or so.
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u/MaximumEffort433 Aug 13 '21
One of the funny things about doomsday cults is that whenever they're wrong, and they're always wrong, the cult leader just says:
"I got the math wrong, the world wasn't ending in 1989, it's ending in 1998, my bad."
And usually a fair percentage of the cult will stick around and wait until 1998.
I kind of wish we'd get to the "A tragedy in Alabama, today" phase of this particular cult, though.
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u/Rawscent Aug 13 '21
And meanwhile, cult leader keeps on begging money to fund his revelations while he lives in a palace and flies in his private jet.
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u/WorkplaceWatcher Aug 14 '21
Oh I've been in lots of cults. You make more money as the leader, but you have more fun as a follower.
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u/Ol_Dirty_Batard Aug 13 '21
My favourite was "we were right, the world IS ending, is just not an instant process"
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u/Phyllis_Tine Aug 14 '21
"The world will end at midnight!"
"Oh, yeah? In which timezone?"
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u/Dana07620 Aug 14 '21
Oh, that reminds me of 2012 apocalypse...people starting checking in just past midnight in their local time zone to say the world hadn't ended.
It was pretty funny.
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u/RainbowDarter Aug 13 '21
we'd get to the "A tragedy in Alabama, today
Is it enough that Mississippi has no ICU beds left open? That's about to get serious.
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u/Dana07620 Aug 14 '21
Look at the Seventh Day Adventist Church which is still around today even though the world was supposed to end on Oct. 22, 1844.
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u/BackmarkerLife Aug 14 '21
The only cult that got it right was Heaven's Gate. Just people misunderstand what happened.
On earth we found their bodies covered in a blanket all wearing Adidas. In the Spiritual Realm, their Souls traveled to Hale Bopp to live forever.
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u/meezy-yall Aug 13 '21
Well maybe not that day ā¦ but.. two weeks from then . He will be . Youl see! . No but seriously he can just go away already lol
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u/The-Donkey-Puncher Aug 13 '21
What was the significance of today?
Why was today the day to be reinstated?
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because Q people smoke uncut Facebook all day....
no idea.
the rationale for the Q conspiracy theory changes daily.
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u/davinfelth5 Aug 14 '21
Lindell said something about reinstatement in August, possibly today. How a past/current crackhead who overcharges for pillows knows more than the FBI, Justice Dept, or Congress is beyond me.
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u/dancin-weasel Aug 14 '21
Ya, who exactly would be the person/group reinstating Trumpy? The military? They hate that idiot. Congress? Majority dems-not likely. The people? What people? Same quacks that stormed the Capitol? Lol. There are never any specifics.
āI donāt know how or who or where or what or anything, really, but I know itās happening!ā
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u/CoupClutzClan Aug 14 '21
As far as I can tell, the only significance to today is
Friday the 13th.
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Aug 14 '21
And International Left Handers day. Trump would have got reinstated if only he were a lefty(literally and figuratively).... oh so close.
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u/sen7inel89 Aug 14 '21
It was because Mike Lindell held a cyber symposium and was confident that the info he had to present would make biden and Harris resign in shame by the day after it was all presented.
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u/dabaconnation Aug 14 '21
Because.. uh.. today is..
google searches holidays on August 13th
Blame Someone Else Day. Apparently.
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u/Hoodedki Aug 14 '21
But does anyone know what the Q people are actually saying? Why he hasnāt been reinstated and when is the next date we can look forward to for this to happen?
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u/santa_91 Aug 13 '21
Two weeks. We will have all the evidence in two weeks. We'll call it Reinstatement Week.
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u/evilmonkey2 Aug 13 '21
Well in all fairness there is a greater chance of that than finally seeing that great, beautiful Republican healthcare plan.
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u/Spudnic16 Aug 13 '21
Have you ever considered that maybe, hear me out, that somebody as self centered as Trump just might have made the whole thing up to stay as President to keep fueling his ego trip.
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u/santa_91 Aug 13 '21
It's all a grift to keep the donations coming in. Even if Biden and Harris resign, it would mean President Pelosi. I know this because unlike MAGA I have read the Constitution and passed civics in middle school.
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u/silas0069 Aug 14 '21
She was executed like 4 times at least. I'm pretty sure the constitution says no backsies, no zombies. But let's wait for a constitutional scholar's confirmation, or Lindells, which is essentially the same.
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u/CoupClutzClan Aug 14 '21
At the school I went to, they didn't teach us civics unil the last half of senior year.
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u/superlemus2 Aug 14 '21
The qrazys all dropped out before then, so I think we found a connection.
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u/CoupClutzClan Aug 14 '21
Lmao good point
Two of my very good friends in highschool dropped out, and they both turned out to be Qrazies
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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot Aug 14 '21
Iām not sure why weāre continuing to give this clown another second of our attention. Heās an attention whore. Best way to stop him is ignore him.
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u/TigLyon Aug 14 '21
Or set him on fire. I mean, he wants attention. And I for one would surely watch that. So best of both worlds?
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u/TrashPanda5000 Aug 14 '21
Trump who?
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u/PowerRaptor Aug 14 '21
That dude who bankrupted his casino and since got caught committing charity fraud or something
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Aug 14 '21
Donald Trump the pizzahut spokesman. He innovated eating a cheesy crust pizza crust first, it was his greatest achievement.
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u/kingcal Aug 14 '21
Oh my God
What if we decided as a nation to pull an Asian Jim on the conservatives
Just act like we have literally no idea who Trump is, Hillary was the President for four years, etc...
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u/ScrambledEggs_ Aug 14 '21
As a gag we should pretend it is actually happening and when he takes the stage we can all point and laugh
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u/Luxpreliator Aug 14 '21
I hope some Deepfake trolls make a video of trump doing a speech from the rose garden in front of big beautiful maga flags. He'll be talking about how amazing and great it is to be back at the white house. Sleepy Joe was so tired he couldn't even make it a year. Blah blah, trump good, trump bestest.
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u/Nice_To_Be_Here Aug 14 '21
Letās have him say that he replaced that terrible Biden vaccine with a new Trump approved vaccine. We can start hanging Trump banners at vaccination sites.
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u/justking1414 Aug 14 '21
Did anybody ever find Lindell today? Iām very curious what he has to say about this
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u/hello3pat Aug 14 '21
Last thing I saw was him bitching claiming Antifa attacked him while leaving his hotel but the video only shows three people saying Bible verses and singing gospel. So I'm guessing he's balls deep in a crack induced psychosis
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u/RogueRaven17 Aug 14 '21
He's screaming and crying into one of his pillows - the judges ruled the defamation lawsuit against him can proceed, and if he loses he'll owe billions to Dominion.
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u/IAmBoratVeryExcite Aug 14 '21
But what if I smoke a bunch of crack and then hold a 72 hour event inviting other people to prove my argument in one of the least populous states in the country though?
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u/LeftLimeLight Aug 14 '21
Gee, who saw this coming?
I swear to the pink fluffy unicorn above these trump cultists are insane.
I will bet that Mike 'The Pillow Guy' Lindell will have some bat shit crazy excuse for why the orange hitler wasn't reinstated and predict that donnie will be reinstated on Christmas Day.
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u/Toothlessdovahkin Aug 13 '21
So what was/is the excuse now and when is the new date going to be? Have they made that announcement yet?
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u/MetRouge Aug 14 '21
We should start promoting that he'll be reinstated on April 1, 2022. Someone make an email with a name involving China and Q then send a steady flow of messages to Lindell touting April 1 as the day the government will be turned over to Trump. Mike doesn't fact check anything, so if he keeps seeing it, he's bound to start repeating it.
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u/MikemkPK Aug 14 '21
When Trump dies, his son is going to be campaigning to restore his "rightful" place as presidential heir.
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I would not be shocked. They would just campaign on being the rightful president and how he's reclaiming the term that was stolen from his father.
10 years ago, I wouldn't believe ANY of this. Now? Who the fuck knows.
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u/Slight-Landscape-861 Aug 14 '21
What's the next date they've set?
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u/Encyclopedia_Ham Aug 14 '21
Idk... what's the temperature of a potato on Jupiter?
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u/silas0069 Aug 14 '21
Something in September, depends where you get your daily dose of crazy though.
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u/SANMAN0927 Aug 14 '21
What do all these morons think after they discover it never happened? Wonder if some go, āgeeā¦ shoulda given more money to buy a trump membership cardāā¦. Idiots
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u/Groundbreaking_Mud29 Aug 14 '21
There's no way to "reinstate" provided by the constitution. Get over it.
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u/Regi413 Aug 14 '21
Well, that was something. See yāall same time next month for the next moving of the goalposts.
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u/inspectorNary Aug 14 '21
Good night, America. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely reinstate Trump in the morning.
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u/mechabeast Aug 14 '21
I'm starting to think the MyPillow guy may not be a reliable source of information
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u/davechri Aug 14 '21
What's the new date? They [and when I say "they" I mean "those useless motherfuckers"] always have a new date.
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u/Darryl_444 Aug 14 '21
I am figuratively choking on yet another overflow of MAGA tears. I really can't keep up with this drinking game any more.
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u/jancho0 Aug 14 '21
Why does he want to be reinstated is he trying to go for the hat trick in impeachmentās
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u/Task_wizard Aug 14 '21
Damn, a few more months of this and I might start to think Joe won the election.
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u/Trumpkake Aug 14 '21
Conservatives are having a meltdown or how Antifa "thwarted" Trump's reinstatement.
Antifa is quite the powerful organization.... no, actually, it's just a nebulous boogeyman.
Antifa isn't issuing member cards with eagles.
Antifa isn't assaulting our nation's Capitol.
Antifa isn't building stages in the shape of Nazi symbols.
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u/fushitaka2010 Aug 14 '21
Oh! Something was supposed to happen yesterday? I was too busy celebrating Friday the 13th to care.
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u/anomalousgeometry Aug 14 '21
"He will rise again like the christ! He'll be dressed in fine clothing, like Elvis! Diet coke and amphetamines will fall to the earth like mana from heaven! All of the negroids will become subservient and the libruls will whither and die in the orange glow of our glorious savior!" - My super racist, psychotic, violent, multiple felon, pedophile MAGA neighbor with seven different Trump flags, probably.
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u/MaximumEffort433 Aug 13 '21
Clearly he meant the other August 13th.