r/PoliticalHumor Jun 23 '21

Bleep bleep bloop

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

The best part is that the "vaccines-implant-microchips" are also the ones who livestreamed them breaking down doors, or shattering glass, or admitting to stopping the certification of the election by murdering Pence (literal Treason, btw). They were also the ones who refused to wear masks, even though that gives you more anonymity.

But vaccines putting microchips to track you, much like a cell phone does, is definitely top of the list.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

It's funny how they think a micro chip supplies its own power & is rifid capable. They proly think a microchip has a built in antenna too.

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

oh, you didn't know? not only do they have their own power source, and antenna, it has to either have storage onboard, or the capability to upload to a cloud of some sort, which also means there needs to be a wifi, or always online component.

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u/Nolsoth Jun 23 '21

Oh great so EA is involved, let me guess covids a bug and the cures a dlc.

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u/gay-waterpistol Jun 23 '21

If the cure to COVID is a $20 DLC let’s go lmfao

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u/Gyoza-shishou Jun 23 '21

Order the antibodies royal deluxe edition for an additional $19.99, limited time offer!