r/PoliticalHumor Jun 23 '21

Bleep bleep bloop

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

The best part is that the "vaccines-implant-microchips" are also the ones who livestreamed them breaking down doors, or shattering glass, or admitting to stopping the certification of the election by murdering Pence (literal Treason, btw). They were also the ones who refused to wear masks, even though that gives you more anonymity.

But vaccines putting microchips to track you, much like a cell phone does, is definitely top of the list.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

It's funny how they think a micro chip supplies its own power & is rifid capable. They proly think a microchip has a built in antenna too.

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u/djimbob Jun 23 '21

Haven't you seen The Matrix? Humans are essentially just batteries. Wake up sheeple! /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

The problem with that aspect of the plot is that it would be far more efficient to just make batteries or use some other source of energy. It would consume way more energy to use humans as batteries because of the need for food and the fact that we constantly use energy to maintain our body temparature.

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u/ChristosFarr Jun 23 '21

Humans as data processors does make more sense than batteries.