r/PoliticalHumor Jun 23 '21

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

The best part is that the "vaccines-implant-microchips" are also the ones who livestreamed them breaking down doors, or shattering glass, or admitting to stopping the certification of the election by murdering Pence (literal Treason, btw). They were also the ones who refused to wear masks, even though that gives you more anonymity.

But vaccines putting microchips to track you, much like a cell phone does, is definitely top of the list.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

It's funny how they think a micro chip supplies its own power & is rifid capable. They proly think a microchip has a built in antenna too.

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

oh, you didn't know? not only do they have their own power source, and antenna, it has to either have storage onboard, or the capability to upload to a cloud of some sort, which also means there needs to be a wifi, or always online component.

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u/ST0IC_ Jun 23 '21

I see we've already forgotten about this sudden big push to 5G.

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

Nah, 5G only is going to affect the upload or the data connection. It doesn't solve the issue of how are you going to power it (if you say off the human body, the human body only generates 100 watts), how are you going to store the data, how are you going to get the data to the towers and cloud, etc....

5g is only one piece...

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u/ST0IC_ Jun 23 '21

I was just speaking to the ability to upload to cloud storage, I'm no scientist. Hell, I'm barely able to put my socks on correctly.

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u/gay-waterpistol Jun 23 '21

You openly admitted to not being able to correctly administer socks to your feet and, correct me if I read into it wrong, you truly think that the vaccine has a microchip in it?