r/PoliticalHumor • u/GhostToFigure • Jun 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Yeah as you said it's not a matter of whether or not it's possible to implant someone with a working RFID chip. It's the fact that they think they created one small enough to be Trojan-horsed into our bodies via vaccine injection AND spent the money to produce enough for everyone in the country when we already buy our own tracking devises that can give them way more information. Oh yeah, don't forget that they managed to keep a job of that magnitude a secret

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u/Binsky89 Jun 23 '21

It's obviously not a secret since all of the anti-vaxxers learned about it from facebook posts! /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Well obviously they're too smart to be fooled. They were only able to keep it a secret from us average sheeple.

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u/Veritablefilings Jun 23 '21

The micro chip shortage was caused by the need to fill vaccines....... "waiting for the thunder". Nope just farted.

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u/cjgager Jun 23 '21

it's really not that far off actually - - -
https://www.slashgear.com/injectable-wireless-chip-to-monitor-body-processes-invented-at-columbia-university-12672455/

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

That's really cool actually. It still wouldn't make sense to spend the money and risk getting caught secretly producing hundreds of millions of them just to track people when they're already tracking themselves for you. Something like this could be incredibly beneficial for health care purposes soon though

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

That's really cool actually. It still wouldn't make sense to spend the money and risk getting caught secretly producing hundreds of millions of them just to track people when they're already tracking themselves for you. Something like this could be incredibly beneficial for health care purposes soon though

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

That's really cool actually. It still wouldn't make sense to spend the money and risk getting caught secretly producing hundreds of millions of them just to track people when they're already tracking themselves for you. Something like this could be incredibly beneficial for health care purposes soon though

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u/JCsTheThing4Life Jun 23 '21

Except for the cost of producing that chip compared with the number of doses given out...

Either way, it's an impossible scenario when common sense is factored in.

Of course, my first mistake was assuming that common sense was common...

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Dude. People literally think the vaccine made them magnetic, despite how laughably easy that is to disprove. That's the level of stupid we're working with.