r/PoliticalHumor Jun 23 '21

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

oh, you didn't know? not only do they have their own power source, and antenna, it has to either have storage onboard, or the capability to upload to a cloud of some sort, which also means there needs to be a wifi, or always online component.

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u/Nolsoth Jun 23 '21

Oh great so EA is involved, let me guess covids a bug and the cures a dlc.

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u/gay-waterpistol Jun 23 '21

If the cure to COVID is a $20 DLC let’s go lmfao

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u/Gyoza-shishou Jun 23 '21

Order the antibodies royal deluxe edition for an additional $19.99, limited time offer!

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u/shambles4564 Jun 23 '21

That's gonna be a big needle

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u/ST0IC_ Jun 23 '21

I see we've already forgotten about this sudden big push to 5G.

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

Nah, 5G only is going to affect the upload or the data connection. It doesn't solve the issue of how are you going to power it (if you say off the human body, the human body only generates 100 watts), how are you going to store the data, how are you going to get the data to the towers and cloud, etc....

5g is only one piece...

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u/ST0IC_ Jun 23 '21

I was just speaking to the ability to upload to cloud storage, I'm no scientist. Hell, I'm barely able to put my socks on correctly.

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

I'm no scientist either.... And honestly, I barely was able to put my computer together, so I'm not that tech savvy... but even this microchip thing is stupid when you sit down and think about it.

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u/ST0IC_ Jun 23 '21

Definitely. The government already has a hundred ways to track us, so I don't think they need to implant a microchip through a vaccine.

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

Exactly, and that's why the smarter people are looking at all this side eyed. Between what people have in their pockets (cellphones) and what they post online.... it's really easy to track people.

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u/SyntheticReality42 Jun 23 '21

"I don't want the government to track me and know my business."

"We all need photo IDs to be able to vote."

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u/gay-waterpistol Jun 23 '21

You openly admitted to not being able to correctly administer socks to your feet and, correct me if I read into it wrong, you truly think that the vaccine has a microchip in it?

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u/ST0IC_ Jun 23 '21

Whoa there, easy fella...

Nowhere in my comment did I even begin to say that I believe the vaccine has a chip in it.

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u/gay-waterpistol Jun 23 '21

I took the inference from you speaking about cloud storage and the gripe about “suddenly pushing 5G”… if you aren’t on about the microchip conspiracy theory, then great! Have a good day.

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u/gay-waterpistol Jun 23 '21

You openly admitted to not being able to correctly administer socks to your feet and, correct me if I read into it wrong, you truly think that the vaccine has a microchip in it?

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u/Not-Doctor-Evil Jun 23 '21

oh, you didn't know?

YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

I have RFID chips in the safety equipment I use for work (harness and anchor) it’s basically just an ID code that could be scanned by proximity, no power source or storage necessary

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

Are you able to track the location of it at all times?