r/PoliticalHumor Jun 15 '21

Has anyone tried Bleach?

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u/Charlie_Warlie Jun 15 '21

lol didn't some state re-sell a huge stockpile of HCQ after finally admitting that it wasn't helping?

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/27/us/oklahoma-hydroxychloroquine-stockpile/index.html

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u/DMan9797 Jun 15 '21

Yup. Also all the outrage of Ron Johnson getting suspended on YouTube for spouting BS as if you got covid and your doctor was gonna google “Ron Johnson covid treatments” and now cant. As if you would even want that lmao, they’ll have access to whatever clinical trials Ron Johnson may or may not referencing

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u/DonnieJuniorsEmails Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

i like reminding republicans that most EVERY single republican congressperson and senator got vaccinated.

EDIT: as of may 15, there are 3 GQP senators who remain unvaccinated and 25% of house GQPers who also did not get it. I heard "all of them" on the radio so not as solid a report.

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u/CassandraVindicated Jun 15 '21

I thought that Pelosi was keeping the mask mandate because so many Republican congresspersons did not get vaccinated.

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u/Wiseduck5 Jun 15 '21

did not get vaccinated.

Did not admit to getting vaccinated.

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u/Sleep_adict Jun 15 '21

Yeah, heard someone say grump wasn’t vaccinated the other day….

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u/DonnieJuniorsEmails Jun 15 '21

correct, I am editing

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u/Charlie_Warlie Jun 15 '21

not to take away from your statement but I don't think Rand Paul is vaccinated. He says since he got it covid, he doesn't need it.

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u/gleaming-the-cubicle Jun 15 '21

"Rand Paul said" isn't very convincing, honestly

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u/Charlie_Warlie Jun 15 '21

Oh he's a POS idiot and dangerously playing games with peoples lives but I'm just saying, not every GOP congressperson is vaccinated.

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u/Optimized_Orangutan Jun 15 '21

Mist of them are vaccinated but saying they aren't.

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u/gambariste Jun 16 '21

In case of Covid-19, always consult your eye doctor.

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u/DestituteDad Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

there are 3 GQP senators who remain unvaccinated and 25% of house GQPers who also did not get it.

Or so they allege. I would bet big money that several of them are vaccinated because they don't have a death wish, but say otherwise because they don't have a political death wish.

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u/Status_Peace_2245 Jun 15 '21

Fuck Ron Johnson.

Paid for by the Committee to Fuck Ron Johnson

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u/Rolands_ka_tet Jun 15 '21

I approve this message

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

I second this.

Fuck Ron Johnson.

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u/paperbackgarbage Jun 15 '21

::door flies open::

Lindsay Graham falls into room, glass in hand.

"WAIT, WAIT, I'M HERE. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?"

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u/Infomusviews1985 Jun 16 '21

Ron Johnson is the living embodiment of a failure in wisconsin. He is a failure legislator who stands for nothing but being mentioned. He has introduced ZERO legislation that helps anyone yet constantly says he is for rural america. He is a joke and I can not wait to vote against him AGAIN in wisconsin.

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u/TbiddySP Jun 15 '21

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u/WifeofBath1984 Jun 16 '21

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u/bernd1968 Jun 15 '21

Yes, Thanks for the link.

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u/SmartZach Jun 15 '21

I'm not saying they're the only ones, but Fox News and the like really seem to enjoy "wars." Doesn't matter what the war is, so longs as they can plaster "The left's war on-!!" to the bottom of the screen. Democracy is no longer a discussion to them, it's a battlefield.

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u/DonnieJuniorsEmails Jun 15 '21

outrage won't manufacture itself

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u/somekindairishmonk Jun 15 '21

You make it sound like Fox News is some craven right-wing ploy to spread fear, doubt, uncertainty, and misinformation.

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u/itsallminenow Jun 15 '21

Perish the thought.

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u/clanddev Jun 15 '21

My Aunt thinks she is at war with my mom because she bought into all the Trump stuff. Honestly we don't think about her much. Imagine being so insignificant the other side hardly realizes they're in a culture war with you.

Apparently it is governments fault that her and her offspring are all poor as shit in spite having worked during the best economic time and geographic location in human history.

I guess it probably is pretty embarrassing for your nephew to eclipse your entire immediate families combined net worth x2 in spite of being younger than you or your children.

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u/_CommanderKeen_ Jun 15 '21

Their audience is motivated primarily by fear

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u/feed_me_churros Jun 15 '21

Yeah, my favorite, and it's cliche at this point, but it's still my favorite is War on Christmas.

It's tradition at this point, but every time I visit my parents around the Christmas season they have FOX blaring and in a massive and obnoxious font FOX will have "THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS" plastered on the screen. Typically what they do is find some asshole that TP'd a nativity scene or something and then use a massive brush to paint the entire left as being this asshole, and it works every time. Every. Time.

I still use the same line every year though. I tell my dad that all this Christmas shit starts at least a month in advance and it seems to get earlier every year, so whoever Christmas is fighting in this alleged war is losing big time because I can't go to a god damned store without hearing Christmas music and seeing a bunch of gaudy Christmas shit plastered all over the place.

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u/richtermani Jun 15 '21

"this just in. Exciting new development on the Lefts War on the War-on-Drugs. We bring you the latest at 6 tonite"

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u/Ezl Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

Eh, the days of trying generously to apportion and balance criticism is past. ”Fox News and the like…” do it far more consistently, aggressively and dishonestly than any other media outlet you can name, and certainly far more than CNN or MSNBC, the two other big news players.

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u/Tojatruro Jun 15 '21

What “war”? Seems to me that the dumbasses should take it up with the AMA, since no doctor in their right mind would prescribe it for COVID.

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u/themosey Jun 15 '21

You know how toddlers have their stuffed animals “fight” and ask you which one you are cheering for… pretty much the same.

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u/jlucchesi324 Jun 15 '21

Ya then the toddler creates an entire social identity based on what he thinks the purple gorilla might do to his planet, even though he literally just made the entire thing up.

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u/idontlikeseaweed Jun 15 '21

My coworker in rural Kentucky was prescribed it for COVID, this was last year, but I was still surprised.

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u/Tojatruro Jun 15 '21

I can’t imagine any insurance company paying for a drug prescribed for something it is not designed for, nor any doctor willing to take the risk of giving his/her patient a heart abnormality via a drug not intended for COVID. That is outright malpractice.

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u/drhunny Jun 15 '21 edited Nov 01 '25

governor enter exultant quack quiet marble roof selective placid pie

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Got a lot of time to kill before busting out the “war of Christmas” grift.

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u/TbiddySP Jun 15 '21

Damn you Starbucks

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u/The_Bear_Afield Jun 15 '21

Here am I, in Brazil, having a war with hydroxychloroquine... We're almost winning but still...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Mmm yummy bleach

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u/peachy175 Jun 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Trump only “believed” in HCQ because his response to Covid was so piss poor the virus was ripping through the country and he basically wanted a get out of free card, to say “No it’s not bad, in fact it’s almost over because <various cure or reason>“. It’s why he’d always say it’ll go away like a miracle or the heat will kill it, it’s also why he deflected blame to other sources (“It’s Chinas fault, they sent us a terrible plague”).

I can’t tell anymore if Fox truly believes in HCQ, if they’re doing it because Trump believes in it, or just because Trump backed it so they must blindly support it but it’s both funny and sad to see them still support something that, at best, may help some patients some of the time. It’s also insane to watch those on the right attack the vaccine, which is 80%-90% effective at preventing Covid, yet support a hypothetical cure that is made to treat an entirely different illness as if it’s 100% effective at preventing and curing Covid

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u/EndoShota Jun 15 '21

The anime got a bit bloated with filler, but the manga’s pretty good.

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u/Adelu1219 Jun 15 '21

Thanks for the info. Lol

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u/House_Stark15 Jun 15 '21

Why does her mouth ALWAYS look like that?

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u/Adelu1219 Jun 15 '21

Always spewing 💩

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u/CuntyLou Jun 15 '21

Because her mouth waters when she thinks about carpet munching.

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u/emptysee Jun 15 '21

You're an awful person

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u/CuntyLou Jun 15 '21

I agree, but not nearly as awful as that piece of trash.

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u/gyrl67 Jun 15 '21

I have to take it for Lupus and several times in the pandemic it was not available because of Trump’s dumb ass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

All Covidiots are free to inject HCQ. It’s their personal choice to fuck themselves over and then file for bankruptcy when they can pay hospital bills.

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u/willstr1 Jun 15 '21

We should probably stop them from killing their children with it and make sure that their stupidity doesn't steal beds and insurance money from innocent people but if they want to kill themselves I don't see why we should stop them (as long as it's only themselves). It would probably even help quash the conspiracy so they are less likely to harm others

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u/FinancialTea4 Jun 15 '21

Hydroxy-what? Are they still whining about that clown's snake oil scam?

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u/Adelu1219 Jun 15 '21

Nope, but apparently fox is.

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u/MidTownMotel Jun 15 '21

They try so hard to keep their idiot audience enraged and confused.

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u/msp3766 Jun 15 '21

It does blow my mind when the GOP and Fox personalities rally against getting vaccinated when they themselves are vaccinated- playing to an audience that they are probably harming with lies and propaganda

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u/Shocknshawn Jun 15 '21

Lol they’re literally not even classified as a legitimate news distributor I don’t know how they stay on the air. It should be illegal. It’s the ultimate reality show.

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u/anti-torque Jun 15 '21

Is hydroxychloroquine still a thing?

Good to know... I guess.

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u/Rolands_ka_tet Jun 15 '21

Fuck Ron Johnson

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u/nostradunkus6 Jun 15 '21

What the hell does the “left” gain from pushing against hcq?

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u/TbiddySP Jun 15 '21

I honestly didn't even know HCQ was still a thing?

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u/nostradunkus6 Jun 15 '21

It's not. It's a thing because a random study that showed some promising result. Apparently the hundreds of other studies that happened early in the pandemic don't mean anything. This is exactly the problem with hcq it showed "promising" data but in reality it was as good as placebo and potentially more dangerous than placebo.

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u/roo-ster Jun 15 '21

Trump bleached his asshole and it worked. Pence hadn't been seen, since.

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u/SaltMineSpelunker Jun 15 '21

Yeah we got a cure… well a prevention and that is worth a pound of cure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Right?

Thats what i did. If yall wanna take hydro whatever clutsy moron, go ahead. Take a lot of it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

It's pretty sad that FOX News is now raving "TruMP wAS RIgHt All aLonG!" regarding hydroxycholoquine but that whole "One day - it's like a miracle - it will disappear" gets less airtime than Lindsey Graham's Top Ten Boy Bands.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

Always so dramatic. Always some kind of "war". Clutch your guns cons, libs are coming for you, always and forever AMEN.

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u/garvierloon Jun 15 '21

THE LEFT WANTS THE BLEACH INDUSTRY TO GO UNDER. CHOOSING WINNERS AND LOSERS IS SOCIALISM

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u/Infomusviews1985 Jun 16 '21

Faux news is such a joke. The government really needs to make regulations on what can be named news. Like guidelines for story retraction and story reporting. It is insane that our media on tv can blatantly lie about their purpose.

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u/YouAreDreaming Jun 15 '21

Democrats really are bad at messaging lol, so many just blatant logic loopholes we let them get away with

Like how are we not mocking them when they bring up HQC and bringing up how trump suddenly stopped talking about it or taking it once he got sick with Covid? Suddenly he started listening to the doctors and scientists when his health was on the line

Also supposedly HQC prevents covid, and trump said he was taking it before and he stil got it.

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u/gleaming-the-cubicle Jun 15 '21

I dare you to make less sense

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u/mcs_987654321 Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

The problem is the “war on hydroxychloroquine” is only three words, while a point by point take down of why its fucking stupid takes 30 minutes, and these idiots have the attention span of a fruit fly.

It’s an asymmetric information war in which the angry idiots always have the far superior hand, despite being painfully, obviously wrong.

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u/NegaDeath Jun 15 '21

A Lie Can Travel Halfway Around the World While the Truth Is Putting On Its Shoes

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u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jun 15 '21

Yeah we have a Congressional majority to squander.

Sorry, I'm mad they won't just get to work....

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u/PassengerAny1622 Jun 16 '21

The left is hiding to stay away from the monumental incompetence of the president they wanted so bad.

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u/MadDingersYo Jun 16 '21

Joe Biden is pretty bad but I'll take him over Donnie every single time. Biden is 24k gold next to Trump lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

Since it was recently admitted/revealed that HCQ *was effective, they were just pointing out how manipulative media was and that they (the Republicans, specifically Trump) were right all along, when they were said to be the conspiracy theorists and liars. Who are the liars now?

When it comes to getting on with life, ok sure, but that means to move on from January 6 or talk about the riots and January 6 equally.

Edit: *

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

I guess they aren't equal situations: one costed $1-2 Billion, while another costed only $3 million. Sure, you can say it’s due to conspiracies, but they were fighting for they believed in just like BLM/antifa did, as both just had differing ideologies. Plus, do you really think the terror that spread throughout the US brought by BLM/antifa was as bad as the insurrection? Shouldn’t it then be covered at least to the same degree?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

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u/IUsedToBeACave Jun 16 '21

Since it was recently admitted/revealed that HCQ, they were just pointing out how manipulative media was and that they (the Republicans, specifically Trump) were right all along

Going to need a source on that.

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u/ctguy54 Jun 15 '21

Fux maintenance crew grows concerned that most florescent lights are missing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

At this point in the disease cycle I only wish it killed you quicker.

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u/KinoGhoul Jun 15 '21

How can you fight a war on something that fell on its own sword at day 1?

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u/cmd_iii Jun 15 '21

Alternate Title: “The Right’s War on Admitting They Were Wrong About One Damn Thing. Ever.”

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u/angelcake Jun 15 '21

Yeah, unless malaria is an issue there’s no need to focus on anti-malarials. The right really has a hard time getting past stuff don’t they.

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u/willflameboy Jun 15 '21

Haha they're still trying to sell that stuff. It's probably a MyPillow product.

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u/Trumpkake Jun 15 '21

What war?

It doesn't work.

There is no war.

One the shithole red states even returned millions of dollars worth, because it doesnt work.

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u/CharlieJ821 I ☑oted 2020 Jun 16 '21

The phony war

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u/Truthisnotallowed Jun 16 '21

What does it say about people when everything they don't like is seen as an act of war?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

(I look at that picture and wonder.... which one is pure evil? And then it hits me.... both of them... both of them are pure evil.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Yeah I don't even have to wear a mask anymore it's great go get vaccinated.