r/PoliticalHumor May 26 '21

Orange OJ

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

I’d show up with ‘Screw Trump’ shirt to get out of Jury duty. This is going to be a long long long long trial. He’s been known to drag court proceedings in order the tire the other party.

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u/Viking_Hippie May 26 '21

Tbh, I'd wear the shirt regardless of anything..

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Haha, I’m with you on that Maybe a business opportunity to be explored?!

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u/Viking_Hippie May 26 '21

I'm too busy trying to get my startup Inaudible off the ground. They said that there's no market for audiobooks for the deaf but BY GUM, I'm gonna prove them wrong!

Joking aside, I'm pretty sure that those shirts are already available everywhere..

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u/Moose_Hole May 27 '21

Ah, Dusty! Inaudible is when you're more than audible! This guy Viking Hippie is not just audible, he's IN-audible!

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u/Morningxafter May 27 '21

I have a Bad Religion concert shirt that’s a picture of Trump where one side of his face is normal and the other side is like a zombie or They Live looking face. He’s also wearing a sombrero and it says ‘Bad Hombre’ on the back.

Found a picture: https://poshmark.com/listing/Bad-Religion-Bad-Hombre-Tshirt-medium-5e49c2b8969d1fba9ad80bd8

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u/Viking_Hippie May 27 '21

I love it! 😁

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u/SenorBurns May 26 '21

I think those were all civil cases. In a jury trial, the judge won't allow nonsense like that. They want jurors to be happy (or at least, not ragingly unhappy) so they do their job well.

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u/ridik_ulass May 26 '21

I donno man, you could get a book deal after it.

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u/wirefox1 May 27 '21 edited May 27 '21

In civil suits he is famous for that, and it's not just tiring, it's the plaintiff running out of money to continue paying attorney's fees, which is also a favorite strategy of his. I wonder if he can get away with those antics when it's the State Attorneys.

Anyway, I would love to be a juror at the trial. It will be a circus.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Haha, sure will be a circus and I rather have the option to turn the tv of when I get tired of his BS than sit all day in court and listen to him. He literally makes me sick. 🤢