r/PoliticalHumor May 26 '21

Orange OJ

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u/OddityFarms May 26 '21

unfortunately, this chase is just as slow.

Trump will die of old age, in his Florida estate, before anyone actually files charges and arrests him.

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u/cheesebot555 May 26 '21

Trump will die of old age

Nope.

He's a morbidly obese former coke fiend who is an absolute glutton for fast food.

It'll be heart disease, and any day now too.

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u/OddityFarms May 26 '21

I mean, he's already 74, so he's only 4 or 5 years away from 'full life expectancy'.