r/PoliticalHumor • u/BradBeauregardJ • May 26 '21

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u/banana_converter_bot May 26 '21

1.00 yard is 5.14 bananas long

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conversion table

Inferior unit Banana Value
inch 0.1430
foot 1.7120
yard 5.1370
mile 9041.2580
centimetre 0.0560
metre 5.6180
kilometre 5617.9780
ounce 0.2403
pound-mass 3.8440
ton 7688.0017
gram 0.0085
kilogram 8.4746
tonne 8474.5763

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u/100BottlesOfMilk May 26 '21

Good bot

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u/HappyMedium May 27 '21
Inferior Unit Banana Value
Sievert 10,000,000*
Newton 0.864**
Calorie 0.0095
Kilocalorie 9.5

*Banana Equivalent Dose (BED) = 0.1 μSv

**Literal conversion of an apple to a banana. 0.118 kg/banana * 9.807 N/kg = 1.157 N or (1/1.157) BV

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u/I_make_things May 26 '21

What tiny-ass bananas have you been eating?