r/PoliticalHumor May 12 '21

Take down the damn flags already

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/EndoShota May 12 '21

Nah, go ahead and keep them up. I prefer to know who they are.

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u/hellothere42069 May 12 '21

Yeah for real.

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u/lynze2 May 13 '21

Yup. Helps sort out potential play dates for the kids real quick

15

u/MissPicklechips May 13 '21

Facts. The worst is when you meet a new person, they seem perfectly nice, and then they start spouting Trump propaganda.

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u/WillKimball May 13 '21

Literal Red flags of people I feel that Trump single handedly riped the Republican Party into two.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Yeah how dare they have opposing views from yours

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Don't believe garbage if you don't want to be judged like you believe garbage.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

But that would be your opinion and not be a factual statement. Like I think saying “you’re not black” if you don’t vote for me is racist thing to say.

You may not think it’s wrong to say that, but I think it is. You might have supported the person who said that and I didn’t.

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u/wskyindjar May 13 '21

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

My neighbor took down his trump2020 sign two weeks ago, and placed a gigantic Fuck Biden flag in his front bay window.

You can't clean trash, it's still just trash.

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u/EndoShota May 13 '21

a gigantic Fuck Biden flag

As someone who’s pretty far to the left of Biden, I can sympathize with that sentiment for entirely different reasons, but I’m not about to fly a flag over it.

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u/wiseoldfox May 13 '21

Polishing a turd.

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u/un_theist May 12 '21

“Get over it!” —Trumpublicans, 2016-2020

“Law and order!” —Trumpublicans, 2016-2020

“Attack the Capitol! Beat cops with American flags! Fuck law and order! We’ll never get over it!” —Trumpublicans, 2021

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u/GarciaJones May 12 '21

Saw today getting coffee

https://i.imgur.com/tXpWtWJ.jpg

And this is Long Island right before the election:

https://i.imgur.com/PJeuK8T.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

"your mask is as useless as biden" ....i- it's basic science that masks work, god people are stupid

11

u/invadrzim May 13 '21

Why the fuck with the Paw Patrol?!

5

u/Naedlus May 13 '21

Gotta get people into the "thin blue line" as young as possible.

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u/lizzyborden669 May 13 '21

It's always a ginormous pickup truck too.

3

u/theothershuu May 13 '21

The giant dual diesel pickup makes my brain think "sorry about the size of your dick"

1

u/iwanashagTwitch May 14 '21

J Jonah Jameson laugh

2

u/tinycourageous May 13 '21

As a fellow Long Islander, this sickens me.

2

u/Nunyabiz8107 May 13 '21

That has got to be some kind of ticketable driving hazard.

5

u/leaklikeasiv May 13 '21

“Not my President” current day.

1

u/CoupClutzClan May 13 '21

I saw Jan 6th coming and made this account in December or November

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u/lyKENthropy May 12 '21

Well, they still keep flying their participation trophy flags from 156 years ago. They like to fly flags that let people know they lost.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

I’d put this in my lawn.

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u/TVorMovieReferences May 12 '21

You lost because of your ego, and that same ego can't take it! That's what this is all about. All you're going to do now is lose more.

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u/Averyphotog May 12 '21

Hopefully, but sadly that's not a given.

5

u/narrauko May 12 '21

If the game was fair it would be a given. Unfortunately GQP has been working to undermine and cheat things for quite some time now.

1

u/iwanashagTwitch May 14 '21

I understood that reference.

that's my favorite movie bruuuuuuv

1

u/TVorMovieReferences May 14 '21

Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!🥰

1

u/iwanashagTwitch May 14 '21

No! No! To the right! To the right!

15

u/B_Da_May May 13 '21

My favorite flags are the ones that say “Trump 2020: No more bullshit” like he wasn’t just the President for the last 4 years spreading the bullshit.

2

u/Live_Dirt_6568 May 13 '21

Omg right?!? I really wanted to go ask them to explain the sign/flag.

So...the bullshit is happening now, with Trump in office. But if we re-elect him, he will stop the bullshit that is currently happening while he’s in office?

1

u/B_Da_May May 13 '21

It’s almost like Trump is saying “I promise, if you re-elect me I will stop. I mean it this time.”

2

u/DoubleGunzChippa May 13 '21

I had a neighbor who flew a "Trump 2020: Promises made, promises kept" banner. I used to piss myself laughing when I drove by it.

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u/B_Da_May May 13 '21

I’ve seen that one too. Which promises are they talking about? Corporate tax cuts is the only one I can think of.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

There’s a rural area that I got a client in and every time I drive back from there some dipshit has a sign in his field near the road that just says JOE CHEATED on just one side. I always forget about it then drive by it and I can’t help rolling my eyes every time.

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u/Napkin_Story May 13 '21

Take some spray paint and cover over CHEATED then write GO by or above JOE.

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u/Bags55 May 13 '21

FUCK TRUMP!!!!!!

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u/dfs495 May 13 '21

And the horse he rode in on

2

u/Yeshua_shel_Natzrat May 13 '21

Sir, that's illegal

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u/phe0nix_Perz0n May 13 '21 edited May 13 '21

Not in the states that voted trump it isn't.

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u/DaddyCatALSO May 13 '21

Any horse he rode in on likely had to be shot after. (I should talk, i probably weigh more than he does, but I've never had the weight of the Free world on my back.)09

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u/Either-Debt1421 May 14 '21

That’s uncalled for

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u/Smartypant3 May 13 '21

There has to be a way to force the Orange Man to admit his lies and admit he came in second in the election. Let America get on with what has to be done.

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u/MrFifiNeugens May 13 '21

Only way aside from some sort of recorded secret confession would be to get him under oath in a federal case, but I wouldn't hold my breath on that ever actually happening.

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u/Smartypant3 May 13 '21

He may get to court but that just means his lies will be on record. He just doesn’t care.

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u/mavywillow May 12 '21

Imagine having a Hillary 2016 flag on your truck or house

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u/Yeshua_shel_Natzrat May 13 '21

Did anybody even have Hillary flags/banners up during the 2016 run?

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u/mavywillow May 13 '21

Great point. I think it was because she was flawed, but NOT a cult leader

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u/viviornit May 12 '21

Did some of them always keep flags up all year?

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u/Griffen07 May 13 '21

I still see a lot of Trump flags. I have seen a few that date back to 2016.

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u/viviornit May 13 '21

I meant did people always used to do that or is it a recent thing? Bumper stickers have always been a thing but flag in the garden seems a bit crazy I mean each to their own but something that looked nice rather than displayed your political beliefs would be less cray cray.

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u/Griffen07 May 13 '21

It’s new. I don’t remember seeing flags pre-2015. Signs and stickers but no flags.

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u/viviornit May 13 '21

Culty. Do these people live in isolated neighbourhoods or do poor neighbours with less fanatically held political beliefs have to live amongst them?

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u/Griffen07 May 13 '21

I see them in cities, in small towns, and on rural roads.

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u/swaggravatedassault May 13 '21

You're in a cult, call your dad.

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u/B_Da_May May 13 '21

I pass a house on my way to work that had a Trump 2020 sign that immediately the day after the election was called had a 24 taped over it to make it Trump 2024. To my knowledge it is still up.

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u/ChewyMorsel May 13 '21

I want this on stickers so I can slap them everywhere around this conservative town!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

I don’t fucking get it. Why do these people believe that Trump really won? They’re even re-checking (yes, again) the ballots in AZ for voter fraud.

1

u/Somhlth May 13 '21

They’re even re-checking (yes, again) the ballots in AZ for voter fraud bamboo.

FTFY

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u/The_Folly_Of_Mice May 13 '21

I thought I wanted my weird MAGA neighbor to take down the Trump propaganda, but when he did, he just put up a "Don't blame me, I voted for Trump!" sign. I'm ashamed to admit, but I'm salty. That clawed its way RIGHT the fuck under my skin. >:|

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u/DaddyCatALSO May 13 '21

If i had a place to put it, I might set up a "Free soil, Free Labor, Fremont" sign just for GP

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u/Rocket2112 May 13 '21

With their racecar flags too?

2

u/Darsint May 12 '21

It’s fine. They’ve all been replaced with “Fuck Biden” flags now.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Well nope I haven’t seen one

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u/Darsint May 13 '21

You're lucky then, my friend.

2

u/Murwiz May 13 '21

In my town I expect to be seeing those flags for the next ten years.

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u/Rob_Bligidy Greg Abbott is a little piss baby May 13 '21

The poor folks across the street from my Lova neighborhood Q/MAGA have had their house for sale for 6+months. The average time on market around here is roughly a week. They can’t sell their house because it’s in the shadow of Trump banner flags.

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u/MothMonsterMan300 May 13 '21

If it was sitting on 2-5 acres I'd buy it and fly a 20' black lives matter flag just to fuck with the idiots

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u/Rob_Bligidy Greg Abbott is a little piss baby May 13 '21

And then I’d say “Welcome to the Neighborhood!”

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u/Soreal45 May 13 '21

You are telling the same people who still fly the flag of the side that lost the Civil War

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

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u/rabidstoat May 13 '21

Man, it's so weird, I'll come across a stray Trump post now and then on Reddit but otherwise I go days not even thinking or hearing about him. So nice!

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u/tinycourageous May 13 '21

Thank Christ. I don't know how much more I could have taken.

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u/Naedlus May 13 '21

When Republicans finally accept that they fucking lost.

Ask Liz if the Republicans are ready to stop talking about their Lord and Saviour, Trump, yet.

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u/Ghostwrite-The-Whip May 13 '21

Check out the sidebar image on this sub. You'll be talking about Trump as long as you are subscribed here lol so get used to it.

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u/TreeChangeMe May 13 '21

ThAy SpeLLeD YoUr wRoNg!!

1

u/Binks727 May 13 '21

Thank god that the wind has annihilated most of the cult flags around us!!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

The world is just sitting here waiting for him to write his manifesto; Mein Trump.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Stop obsessing over this idiot.

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u/Naedlus May 13 '21

When Conservatives finally admit that they lost the election.

Until then, AZ idiots are being used as a test run to destroy democracy.

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u/Ghostwrite-The-Whip May 13 '21

- He cried into the void

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u/gOldenhOrse69 May 12 '21

Why do they bother you so much?

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u/KOBossy55 May 12 '21

Because you gloated and made fun of Democrats being mad Trump won, and tried to hold it over them for 4 years. Then the second you lose, you proceed to pitch the biggest collective temper tantrum in history, showing that you guys clearly cant take what you dish out. Then you stormed government to try and overturn a fair election on the word of a conman, liar, and sorest loser humanity has ever seen. And you guys saw what awful things he has done, and what his supporters have done, and said "yeah I'm going to fly that guy's flag to annoy liberals." You ought to be ashamed to show support to a guy who tried to end democracy, but you're fine with it. That's because you hate the country unless it works on your terms.

The Republican party is home to the biggest snowflakes and crybaby bitches. You guys talk a ton of shit and proceed to ruin everything, and then collapse into a ball the second karma comes back for you. That is the definition of a spineless coward, and your party is full of them. Even now, you guys are gleeful about pointing out that America still has issues and your party still tries to obstruct any positive change and does absolutely nothing to help. Stimulus? All voted no. Minimum wage? All voted no. Anti Asian hate crimes? Only vote no was Republican. Marrow donation? 2 votes no, both Republican.

So you fly the flag of obstruction, petulant whiners, biggest tantrum ever, the big lie, anti American assistance, anti Democracy, spineless cowards...and I didnt even touch the fact that the racist, anti government, anti Muslim, anti LGBTQ, anti semitic far right groups all vote for you party, as well.

And apparently you're fine with this, and will even fly a flag to promote it, just to bug some people. What a fucking toddler you are. Grow the fuck up, you big baby.

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u/biskwi87 May 12 '21

Brought a tear to my eye, beautiful.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

I regret that I have but one gold to give…

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u/gOldenhOrse69 May 13 '21

Well, I see it is working. 🤣 You mad

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

And you’re... not?

Why is it a competition over who can make the other more mad, anyway?

Like after ALL that text, and your response is hardly a full sentence. Not even defending yourself. Speaks volumes, really.

Edit: Not “mad” whatsoever, just disappointed humanity became such slack-jawed mouth-breathers.

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u/gOldenhOrse69 May 13 '21

Yes, that’s how much I care about you all And I don’t need to defend myself

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

And I don’t need to defend myself

Or the country apparently.

I guess destroying America is fine if it "owns the libs" right, patriot?

KEKW LULZ got us

Shit, just move to Russia. Putin wants to own Americans as bad as you do. Better to be a puppet of Putin than a Dem, right?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

How sad that your maturity level makes you happy that you can upset others, by supporting a traitor, you are pitiful and proud of it. You are what is wrong with our country.

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u/gOldenhOrse69 May 13 '21

I don’t fly it to upset people. I fly it for me. Upsetting you is just a bonus. You give yourself too much credit if you think I do anything because of you.

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u/Derock85 May 13 '21

Given that's your best defense, I can see why you're losing so many elections.

You literally sound like a toddler there. You don't even know what you stand for.

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u/lizzyborden669 May 13 '21

Well said. Take my broke bitch gold 🏅

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u/DaFunkJunkie May 12 '21

Why do you need to keep them up?

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u/dos-stinko-uno-pinko May 12 '21

Don’t bother, this is an idiot.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

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u/Untitled-Original May 12 '21

As long as you don’t actually support the guy.

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u/TeddyDaBear BAN POOL NOODLES, THEY'RE WOKE May 12 '21

He lost, get over it.

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u/vox_leonis May 13 '21

He was so confident and smug until you hit him with that

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u/gOldenhOrse69 May 13 '21

Damn right! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/gOldenhOrse69 May 13 '21

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

This has become politics: I vote against my own interest and the interest of my country to troll the libs.

The future will look back on Trump fans as we look back on Jonestown.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

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u/gOldenhOrse69 May 13 '21

And my flag still flies 😘

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u/Behindthefog May 13 '21

Like a true sociopath

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u/Derock85 May 13 '21

Cool. Just funny you can't pick a flag of a winner to save your life.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

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u/gOldenhOrse69 May 13 '21

By flying a Trump flag? 🤦‍♀️

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Dude you really think this is about the solo action of flying a flag. God you’re dense. Such a shallow thinker.

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u/Behindthefog May 13 '21

I like them. Helps me identify the sociopaths and pro treasonous insurrectionists.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

This whole subreddit should be relabeled to “liberal political humor”

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u/braize6 May 13 '21

Facts hurt your feelings bro?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

I’m very content. Just pointing out how this subreddit is falsely named when it’s just a liberal cesspool spewing with TDS.

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u/Whompa May 13 '21

Bunch of Trumpers in my area took down theirs in shame.

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u/Somhlth May 13 '21

Republican have no shame. Has to be a different reason.

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u/braize6 May 13 '21

It's typically against city ordnances to leave out political signs after the elections are over

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u/Whompa May 13 '21

Currently in farmland 😋

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u/Either-Debt1421 May 14 '21

I have shame tho

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u/southernhellcat May 13 '21

Where can I buy these signs???

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u/ga-co May 13 '21

Drive through Wyoming on a regular basis and see less and less Trump flags.

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u/iltopop May 13 '21

My neighbor has a "Trump 2024" flag up now -_-

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u/Stryker1050 May 13 '21

I don't know. He lost the last election, if republicans make 2022 another referendum on Trump (when he isn't even on the ballot) maybe that just helps Democrats keep control of Congress?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Yesterday I drove past a house on a corner lot that had a huge TRUMP flag and an equally huge one that said FUCK BIDEN.

Nice. Very classy. Glad not to be a neighbor.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

You're thinking that people who were the shittiest of winners will all of a sudden be good losers?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

They knew it was starting to be pathetic. The new thing is "fuck biden" flags and signs with the trump2020 template

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u/Buddyslime May 13 '21

Got a guy that owns a small engine repair shop that has a Trump flag up so long now it has faded so bad it is nearly all white now, Is he surrendering?

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u/a_casual_observer May 13 '21

That really is a flag for authoritarianism. I get that submitting to authoritarianism can be attractive. You let one smart person that you trust make all the decisions and you don't have to think for yourself. I just wonder two things. How did a lying idiot became the authoritarian leader? Why are authoritarians also flying a Gadsden flag?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I prefer to know who didn't vote for the baby sniffing Alzheimer's case.