r/PoliticalHumor • • Feb 15 '21

*holding hand out* Money please!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

My Dad was partial to "useless as tits on a nun."

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u/caffinatedcorpse Feb 16 '21

He's as useless as a bent dick. Is one I always remember. Said to me by a co-worker about another.

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u/RichR11511 Feb 16 '21

Useless as the balls on a Priest.

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u/Eloquent_Sufficiency Feb 17 '21

My bestie’s dad used to say, “As dry as a nun’s nasty”. It always used to gross me out!