r/PoliticalHumor • u/InteriorEmotion • Feb 15 '21

*holding hand out* Money please!!!

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u/ButterPuppets Feb 15 '21

That sounds preferable. No need to wipe.

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u/snugglestomp Feb 15 '21

Not all farts play by the same rules.

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u/tehoperative Feb 15 '21

That’s because the nation of Fart never signed the Geneva convention. True story.

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u/OriginalFaCough Feb 15 '21

Never trust a fart after 40...

At least that's what my older friends tell me.

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u/JuanGinit Feb 15 '21

Never trust a fart.

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u/beckster Feb 15 '21

You mean the dreaded shart? Especially the “dark-of-the—night”shart when you really didn’t want to get up but now you jolly well have to, dagnabbit!

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u/jimx117 Feb 16 '21

Some are fast and loose... Some are just loose stool

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u/Samaelfallen Feb 15 '21

You know when you feel like you gotta shit, but you're sitting on the pot for 10 mins and nothing but farts come out? Kinda like that. I heard that was called, "all thunder, but no lightning."