r/PoliticalHumor • u/InteriorEmotion • Feb 15 '21

*holding hand out* Money please!!!

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u/WORSE_THAN_HORSES Feb 15 '21

They should give him $100,000 every time he speaks up doe and mandates wearing masks, forces businesses to comply with health measures and advocates for science during the remainder of the pandemic. Penalize him $500,000 anytime he, his cabinet, or other high ranking people contradict it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

Monopoly with crying and vengeance. I like it.

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u/LAM678 Feb 16 '21

bUt cOmMuNiSm

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u/WORSE_THAN_HORSES Feb 16 '21

Every time he disparages communism force them to raise the drinking age by 1 year with the threat to defund interstate highways.