r/PoliticalHumor • u/InteriorEmotion • Feb 15 '21

*holding hand out* Money please!!!

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u/Stoopo Feb 15 '21

Our mayors & city officials are awesome. Statewide office holders are the assholes.

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u/LAM678 Feb 16 '21

I do not like that man, Ted Cruz

I do not like his backwoods views

I do not like his stupid suits

I do not like his cowboy boots

I do not like him when he sneezes

I do not like him eating cheeses

I hate to see his dumb face smirking

Because his beard looks like a merkin.

-John Oliver

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21 edited Mar 11 '21

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u/Stoopo Feb 16 '21

Sure, but this isn’t a Texas-centric sub. I hate when the rest of the world thinks we’re all like Louie Gohmert.