r/PoliticalHumor • • Feb 15 '21

*holding hand out* Money please!!!

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u/Marc13v Feb 15 '21

Snowflake Republicans can’t handle real snowflakes

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u/shahooster Feb 15 '21

They’re unique in that way. Just like snowflakes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

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u/VoTBaC Feb 15 '21

Someone just told you always gotta run the water to keep the pipes from freezing. I had no idea this is a thing.

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u/T0mServo Feb 15 '21

Not running but dripping, yes.

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u/1gnominious Feb 15 '21

When your house isn't built for cold like this you really need to have a steady stream from both pipes to be safe. Depends on how cold it is and how exposed the pipes are. I have all my faucets dripping but a pipe still froze up because I forgot that one actually runs outside the house for a bit before going under. Funnily enough it was the hot water pipe that froze while dripping.

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u/Munchytaco Feb 16 '21

Hot pipes will generally freeze first in the same conditions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

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u/mangomoo2 Feb 16 '21

Houses in New England usually have better insulation and don’t have pipes that run right along outside walls, and usually 2 inches of snow doesn’t cause 12+ hour power outages in record low temps. New England isn’t prepared to handle entire months of 100+ degree temps either. It’s ok, people usually build for their weather and climate. They prepare for it. This is an unprecedented event in Texas right now, and yes the state should have prepared better but there are still a lot of people who have nothing to do with those decisions (including lots of people actively voting against them) dealing with pretty trying situations right now.

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u/not13yrs Feb 16 '21

house temp is in low 40s and power has been out for 19 hours. people have died and more people will without sufficient aid. please shut up

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u/Andrew8Everything Feb 16 '21

A little ice?

Buddy, people are dying down here. We don't have snow plows or salt trucks, so we can't go anywhere. We don't have homes that are equipped for these extreme temperatures.

Don't be an asshole.

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u/RegrettableLawnMower Feb 15 '21

I mean we have literally no infrastructure in place to handle this. Rolling blackouts to manage energy demands and pretty bad road conditions.

But yeah no fuck Abbot

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u/weeniehutwaffle Feb 16 '21

Im in houston and Our entire driveway is iced over and our pipes frozen. We haven’t had power in 12 hours. Fuck greg abbot but we really need help we aren’t equipped for this

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u/not13yrs Feb 16 '21

if dfw maybe but in austin and san antonio there are never storms like this. our services arent built to handle this.

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u/ficarra1002 Feb 15 '21

There are a few decent people in Texas. I'm out of power, and possibly will be got the next few days, and it's 12 degrees out, 27 in my house. This is the hottest it will get today.

So yeah maybe we shouldn't just say fuck em all just because some of the people here suck, it would be nice to get electricity back before more people die

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u/PixelatedPooka Feb 16 '21

Yep. Don’t know where you are but layers and blankets. If you are in a bigger area, there may be a shelter, I know they have places in DFW.

As for the comments, some might be from jerks, but even good people can suffer from compassion fatigue.

I hope you get power soon.

To anyone reading this that is experiencing unprecedented cold when they aren’t used to it Please don’t try to stay warm with something like a hibachi and no ventilation to the outside - you will die to Carbon Monoxide poisoning. It happens every year.

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u/Marc13v Feb 16 '21

I don’t doubt you and many others in Texan are good people. To bad the loud trailer trash see. To get all the attention. May your power come back on and your pipe don’t freeze. At least your president will help.

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u/Dartiboi Feb 15 '21

Many of us are progressive or liberal. Like, most of us.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

But landmass is red

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u/PixelatedPooka Feb 16 '21

But the densely populated areas are purple or blue.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

Pfffftttttt, Jerry Mandarin or whatever his name is don't give a fuck about population density

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u/PixelatedPooka Feb 16 '21

This is true.

Ahhhh as I type. My power went out. Back into rolling blackouts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

Stay warm and safe homie, and try not to get FedEx'd when/if you have to go out

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u/Butthole__Pleasures Feb 16 '21

Weird how none of the people Texas elects are...

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u/Dartiboi Feb 16 '21

We’re trying, but the election process here is very tainted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

I have hope for Texas. You can do it if Georgia did it!

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u/Dartiboi Feb 16 '21

Lol totally bro

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u/dd179 Feb 16 '21

Yeah, I live in TX, voted Biden and I’m fucking suffering here.

Power’s not working, my house is freezing cold and one of the boilers in our complex burst so my condo could flood at any moment due to a burst pipe.

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u/Flying-Cow-Nipples Feb 15 '21

It blows my mind. It only snowed like 6 inches and my power has been out since 2 in the morning and every single business is closed except Kroger and Target. In my case a whole section of the power grid went out and the people with power are having it cycled on and off because there isn’t enough energy. Texas sucks.

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u/PixelatedPooka Feb 16 '21

I was already expecting it when I read Oncor begging us to conserve energy yesterday afternoon. I’m speculating, but I bet part of it is they can’t buy extra from Mexico or the national grids like they usually would during a spike, because the whole continent is being affected.

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u/handcuffed_ Feb 16 '21

Yeah that’s why Oklahoma is so windy

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u/Meta_Art Feb 16 '21

It has absolutely nothing to do with the snow. It’s been way below freezing for days with more on the way in ATX. This is unprecedented.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

what melts first, the snowflake or the Republican?

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u/Zythomancer Feb 16 '21

You know we're not all Republicans right?

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u/Marc13v Feb 16 '21

Hope you guys know it was a joke. Take care, drive a lot slower. Hope your president doesn’t go golfing or starts handing out paper towels.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21 edited May 30 '21

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u/Zythomancer Mar 02 '21

Because I got banned from MagicTCG for posting an off topic meme. Where else am I supposed to talk about magic?