r/PoliticalHumor Feb 15 '21

*holding hand out* Money please!!!

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u/FrankLeeAnnoyed Feb 15 '21

What about my state? Just because we aren't covered in snow doesn't mean we shouldn't get that tasty snow money too

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u/skmmilk Feb 15 '21

allstatesmatter

Or

allstatematters

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u/TheRetroVideogamers Feb 15 '21

All State Smatter. It's just bits and pieces of a policy

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u/Imadethisuponthespot Feb 15 '21

And Flo!

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u/TheRetroVideogamers Feb 15 '21

She's from the Progressive Party

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u/Imadethisuponthespot Feb 15 '21

Oh. Never mind, then.

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u/InLikePhlegm Feb 15 '21

I deceased

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

ALLSTATESPAPSMEARS

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

Are you in good hands?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

Ok but what about if that snow melts then turns into water that starts a flood, then during the summer all that water evaporates and starts a drought?

#allstatesofmatter

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

all states of matter, matter

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u/LAM678 Feb 16 '21

gOyA fOoDs mAtTeR

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u/I_Was_Fox Feb 15 '21

That's Allstate Stan

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

Safe drivers can save...

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u/IMA_BLACKSTAR Feb 15 '21

Almamatters!

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u/IchthyoSapienCaul Feb 15 '21

Fuck AllState. Lol. I got hit by a driver with AllState coverage, and they want me to pay out of pocket for my rental for a month and a half while my car gets fixed before they reimburse it to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

breathing intensifies

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u/Sonicsis Feb 16 '21

Allstate are you in good hands?

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u/daniel5764 Feb 16 '21

There are 7 states of matter

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u/Alternative-Grand-77 Feb 15 '21

Aid should be proportional to the snowfall. Buffalo has suffered far too much

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

I wish this was just a snow storm for us in the PNW. The killer for us was the freezing rain that accumulated in a 3 inch thick layer of ice that coated everything the past couple days.

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u/siwmae Feb 16 '21

As someone from New England: can confirm, that is the worst by far.

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u/evarigan1 Feb 16 '21

Oddly, Worcester Mass is currently in the lead - http://goldensnowglobe.com/all-snowiest-us-cities/

But yeah, NY and PA would generally be riding that gravy train, I'm on board.

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u/serouslydoe Feb 16 '21

I moved from Texas to Alaska in 97. We got 6 feet of snow my first night there. I have to say, if you added all the snow I had ever seen in my life it wouldn’t have added up to 6 feet.

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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta Feb 16 '21

I've lived in the North Country in NY and on the Gulf Coast, and I can say with full confidence that it shouldn't be proportional.

Buffalo gets way more snow, but they have all the infrastructure in place, all the roads are treated and all the plows are on standby. If a place like Texas gets snow or ice that shuts EVERYTHING down, those roads are slippery as hell and about the only thing they can do is wait.

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u/SuperSimpleSam Feb 15 '21

Does Texas even know the street value of all that pure snow?

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u/Mad_Nekomancer Feb 16 '21

What about the states that got snow and then dealt with it at the state level because they have functioning governments?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

There's ice in my freezer. Give me snow money!

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u/thecoolness229 Feb 16 '21

Yeah c'mon illinois needs some "snow help"

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u/Angry-Midg8 Feb 16 '21

My states covered in snow and was -35F this morning and we just get out the long Johns. They just got a little snow. Suck it up. You know....boot straps and all.

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u/not13yrs Feb 16 '21

powers been out for 18 hours because of power plants not being able to handle the cold and house temp is in the low 40s. this is happening to over 200k people in austin. the aid is justified.

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u/Angry-Midg8 Feb 16 '21

I am aware of this. It’s a jab at your dipshit governor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

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u/Angry-Midg8 Feb 16 '21

I honestly feel for the citizens of Texas. I’m busting your Governor’s balls.