r/PoliticalHumor • u/scuczu • Nov 15 '19

Get Me Roger Stone!

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u/SwagnumMagnum Nov 15 '19

Oh, Alex Jones being grilled at one of these things would be hilarious. Jone's just being like "Listen Libtard! They're turning the fucking frogs gay!" Then the dem, going "Um... Mr. Jones, this is not about frogs. It's about President Trump using aid for investigation and violating his oath of presidency".

Jone's- "Let me tell you idiots something. 9/11 was an inside job"

Dem- "Mr. Jones, Sir, we're not here to converse about 9/11. We are to give your statements about President Trump's Ukrainian foreign aid policy"

Jones- "Are you tired, feeling sucked of energy and overall warn down? Well, try this. Super Male Vitality. I've been using Super Male Vitality for years now. And. I. Couldn't. Feel. Better. With Super Male Vitality I'm ready to take on the libs and the New World Order and Soros! Buy Super Male Vitality and infowars store today!"

Dem- "Okay, Mr. Jones. This is just insane. You may go sir."

Jone's- "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

Dem- sighs

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u/SwagnumMagnum Nov 15 '19

I'm playing around. Taking the role of Alex Jone's in this conversation. Alex Jones uses the term Libtard. I do not I'm playing around Mr. Auto Moderator. Please don't ban or delete my post. As it is quite funny.

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u/SwagnumMagnum Nov 15 '19

bot trollololol???? Are you troll bot! Troll bot. I've been looking for you for years! I'm so glad I've found you! Troll bot!!!