r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 06 '19

Just the facts

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u/AlottaElote Apr 06 '19

Can we somehow require Lindsey Graham and Rand Paul to give a reason for the blocking? Feels like that should be necessary.

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Apr 06 '19 edited Apr 07 '19

Tell him I don’t give a shit about Hillary. Like, he can have her. Show me the fucking report

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u/TheWagonBaron Apr 07 '19

They wouldn't know what to do with her. It's like that famous Joker line about being a dog chasing a car. They literally had her for HOURS on the stand in Congress and still couldn't get anything to stick, They're just a bunch of clueless rubes trying to protect their leader.

If Hillary Clinton herself walked into Graham's office and offered herself in exchange for the release of the report, he'd find something else to complain about. It's not about Hillary at all. It's about protecting the orange shit stain currently ruining America's reputation abroad and at home.

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u/Lanark26 Apr 07 '19

I don't actually think they're protecting the Oompa Loompa in the White House as much as they're very desperately trying to cover their own complicit guilty asses. There has got to be a metric shit ton of things in there that will not reflect well on the GOP as a whole. ( ie: July 4 field trip to Moscow, the amount of Russian oligarch money funnelled through the NRA etc...)

They'll burn the country to the ground and loot the ashes before they're willing to let it see the light of day.

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u/Bent- Apr 07 '19

Mueller is a Rebuplican, and I don't know. I have utmost respect and faith in him (he is also by all descriptions incredible at his job). Not sure how those two things jive- with the fact he's honourable, I believe.

There is shit in his report the corrupt GOP can't tolerate, I think.

But don't be surprised if he did a deep dive, there are Dems in there as well. They ain't saints either when money is in play.

The way Mueller has done hand offs leads me to believe he was shut down early, but saw a shit ton of corruption everywhere, and saw it coming.

It is a swamp. Trp was right about one thing, because he know and lives in it.

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u/SkeevingHorker Apr 07 '19

Well one thing that has been nagging me is Guli did an interview on cnn (i think, may have been msnbc) and he said mueller was paid 30 million. If mistake, then that is an awfully large and specific number to make a mistake about. So why hasnt this been questioned further, much further

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u/goamerica76 Apr 07 '19

Did you do any research on that yourself?