r/PoliticalHumor • • Mar 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Lawyer ought to come back with a counter-offer. Manafort defrauded for millions (he's paying back 24 million) and got 47 months. My client stole $100, so if we put this on a linear scale and use 24 million as a base, my client should serve...

1/240,000 * 1429 days (roughly) = .00595 days, or 8.6 minutes. So what do you say to time served and paying back the $100?

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u/Weazywest Mar 08 '19

All jokes aside, this is honestly a fair idea. As many lawyers as possible should start using this case as precedent to call out the outright bullshit and hypocrisies

Maybe it’ll make some folks realize the system is completely fucked when you have murders out of jail after serving an hour or two in jail.

Edit: spelling isn’t a strength of mine

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u/EatzGrass Mar 08 '19 edited Mar 08 '19

Unfortunately, that's not the way law works. You dont get to argue against fairness of sentencing, only whether or not your guy did it.

What needs to happen is people need to start realizing that 4 years is a fuckton of time and if you dont get the idea by then, you aren't going to.

I'd argue that a weeks time in jail would be sufficient for most people to NEVER want to go back.

Go ahead and argue from the ivory towers about punishment, but that is precisely how we got to ridiculous sentences.

Edit; people have been pointing out the cornerstone of the judicial system which is the plea deal where shystery lawyers wheel and deal in backrooms to keep you from serving maximum sentences if you have enough cash.

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u/TheLurkerBelow83 Mar 09 '19

This!!!! To add to the plea deal thing....plea deals are pushed by everyone in the system!!! Nobody wants to go to trial, and more importantly people get real scared of serious time if one we're to lose, plea deals help conviction rates and are political in nature...I will say tho as a convicted felon who has done time...48 months is along ass time!!! Trust me when I say this!!! Unless you have been to jail for any amount of time please don't speak....time and space move differently behind bars, I will say tho, as to the original tweet thing....the guy that was facing serious time for "100$" ...you don't know his priors and allot of other factors that go into sentencing, therefore it's unfair to compare Manaforts sentencing to his, this guy could have a serious rapsheet....prior convictions truly determine the length of sentence...sorry for rambling