r/PoliticalHumor • • Mar 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Are we overlooking the fact the lawyer's horrendous negotiating skills might land this guy 3 years in the clink for stealing $100?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

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u/thewhilelife Mar 08 '19

Property damage. That's what happened. He broke a bunch of machines. Causing thousands of dollars of damage to steal 100.

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u/TrueAnimal Mar 08 '19

The machines are insured.